To your mother? As in Momma Frank? I would say, I am one of those evil vegan hippies that is free spirited and thinks for themselves, although sometimes I allow Ze to do it for me... Only him though.
I am nomadic. Really. However, you can always find me at Burning Man when it is going on. So lets call that my home.
I listen to music all day, scratch my chin, and tell people how it is.
Personally, anything that has to do with food service. People take their food WAY too seriously anymore.