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craig johnston 07-24-2007 07:20 PM

All about Pants!
H.fox asked me to post a thread about pants cos he was getting confused.
So please, anybody wishing to share their pants secrets; this is the place!


brightpearl 07-24-2007 07:30 PM

Yayy! I think I'm partially responsible for the pantsiphilia. I have a thing for pants.

But my secrets about them, I will never tell. :cool:

Anyone with an ORG account can see and contribute to The FancyPants Project.

eta: don't miss the videos on there!

brightpearl 07-24-2007 07:32 PM

Here's a pic of one of my favorite pair. I like to call them my Tom Jones pants.

Jaime 07-24-2007 07:34 PM

The pants I am wearing now are new. They are the second pair of pants I've bought since I've lost some weight. I haven't worn pants this size for more than six years.

Not a secret, but that is my happy pants story. :)

In other news:

Look what I found! So bright!

CherishHellfire 07-24-2007 07:45 PM

Here is my secret secret...I'm not wearing any.
It's too hot in here, especially for the tomatoes. They are not happy at all about it either.

Not happy about the heat....I don't believe that they have given any opinions about the whole "no pants" deal. I'll get back to you if they do.:D

AllegroNg 07-24-2007 10:52 PM


Anna 07-25-2007 12:15 AM

see if these fit

Hyakujo's Fox 07-25-2007 08:06 AM

I'm still none the wiser :confused:

zero 07-25-2007 08:26 AM


Originally Posted by Hyakujo's Fox (Post 355043)
I'm still none the wiser :confused:

nevermind hFoxes - they're so worn out anyway

Hyakujo's Fox 07-25-2007 08:41 AM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 355049)
nevermind hFoxes - they're so worn out anyway

but I heard scientists have recently been making great strides in pants

Hyakujo's Fox 07-25-2007 08:56 AM

and wasn't it Samuel Johnston who once remarked "when a man is tired of pants, he is tired of life; for there is in pants all that life can afford."?

brightpearl 07-25-2007 09:10 AM

I would sell my soul for the pants that AllegroNg posted. *drool*

Ezra, thank you so much for posting a link to all things pants related! I am heartened to find so much pants-related fellowship.

Hfox, I think it's that the word "pants" is inherently funny. Think about it: "underpants" is much funnier than "underwear". And then there's the fact that in British English, "pants" equals "underpants". So pants jokes and references are an inevitable fact of the universe. They're an emergence, and one as beautiful as any flock of birds or school of fish.

Lookit these:

How could one not want to get into them?

craig johnston 07-25-2007 06:03 PM

and pants also means carp.
like - 'that song by coldplay is pants!'


Marcus Bales 07-25-2007 06:12 PM

Pants are divided into the horrible and the miserable.

CherishHellfire 07-25-2007 08:58 PM

Pants are divided into the horrible, the miserable, and mine. Mine seem content. Pants can be like that.:)

Marcus Bales 07-26-2007 12:09 PM

I never forget a face, but in your pants I'll be glad to make an exception.

CherishHellfire 07-26-2007 12:30 PM

The most awesome pants in the world.

brightpearl 08-15-2007 08:46 PM

Yep. Duct tape.

Earthling 08-15-2007 09:12 PM

Earthling 08-15-2007 09:14 PM


DoonDoon 08-25-2007 10:22 AM

My favorite pants.... they have green and black stripes... :D

brightpearl 01-03-2008 12:34 PM

What I enjoy most about the tie is that it wouldn't be nearly as shocking without the plain orange pants.

Angry Kid Hoyt 01-03-2008 01:35 PM

Pants can mean bliss.
30+ years later I still recall the joy these pants gave me.

Marcus Bales 01-03-2008 03:16 PM

^ well, now we know why you're angry!

12"razormix 01-06-2008 05:20 PM


pure and utter bliss


zero 01-06-2008 05:26 PM

pure and utter bliss

brightpearl 01-06-2008 06:34 PM

^Am I to assume from the kiltage in that video that pure and utter bliss, rather than being stripey bellbottomed pants or duct tape pants or stuffed animal pants, is in fact --

no pants?

12"razormix 01-06-2008 06:37 PM

no. you are not to assume.

actually it would be rather nice if you stopped.

thank you for your attention to this matter.

zero 01-06-2008 06:42 PM


brightpearl 09-21-2011 01:09 PM

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
banana pants

brightpearl 06-17-2013 07:57 AM

Billy Horschel wore octopus pants to play in the US Open.

Octopus. Pants.
Apparently they are only available as men's shorts and are $100. :(
I'm hoping for knockoffs very, very soon.

Frieda 06-17-2013 11:40 AM

Theres a shop on etsy that sells tights with an octopus on one leg, tattoosocks i think it's called!

funkytuba 06-19-2013 05:31 PM

adrian belew talking heads rome 1980

are those just basically parachute pants?

brightpearl 06-21-2013 05:28 PM

^^Thanks, Frieda, I took a look at them, lovely! Almost like a tattoo.
In the meantime, I found some fabric on Spoonflower and have a skirt in mind.

Frieda 06-21-2013 07:20 PM

^nice find!

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