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brightpearl 07-29-2007 07:37 AM

Advice
 
Leave some, ask for some.

It doesn't have to be good.

brightpearl 07-29-2007 07:37 AM

Never wear brown shoes with a blue suit.

brightpearl 07-29-2007 07:38 AM

If someone tells you they're too fvcked up for a relationship, you should believe them.

brightpearl 07-29-2007 07:41 AM

do these socks go with this dress?


what about this one?


Is there ever a good time for a tiara?

brightpearl 07-29-2007 07:48 AM

I just got a blank email from Watkins S. Valentine with an attachment. Do you think it's spam?

craig johnston 07-29-2007 08:16 AM

here's some careers advice from the late great texan, bill hicks.
not for the easily offended:

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LadyCrow 07-29-2007 09:34 AM

Don't walk naked into a pit of angry cobras. After all, there's no guarantee that something won't get bitten.

:p

Odbe 07-29-2007 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 355809)
do these socks go with this dress?

Yes

Quote:

what about this one?

No

Quote:

Is there ever a good time for a tiara?
In the last Harry Potter book.

Odbe 07-29-2007 10:20 AM

After establishing that you are only trying to get someone back for a practical joke, do you think it's a bit over the top to hack their dead body into less than 5-inch chunks? Or should I keep it a bit larger than that?

Marcus Bales 07-29-2007 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odbe (Post 355826)
After establishing that you are only trying to get someone back for a practical joke, do you think it's a bit over the top to hack their dead body into less than 5-inch chunks? Or should I keep it a bit larger than that?

Nah, the chipper-shredder is your best bet.


what about when someone is playing music too loud too late at night? Does that justify paintballing their car?

CherishHellfire 07-29-2007 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales (Post 355828)
what about when someone is playing music too loud too late at night? Does that justify paintballing their car?

I don't know about the paint-balling, but it certainly justifies going to their house and getting some of what ever it is that they have, because they are apparently having a better time than you.
:)

I've been drinking coffee black for a while now, but someone gave me a container of vanilla-caramel creamer. Should I tempt fate and re-enter the 3rd circle of hell, for a little flavored coffee, or just grin and bear it?

Marcus Bales 07-29-2007 12:23 PM

First vanilla-flavored creamer, then creme brule after dinner, then pretty soon you own a Dairy Queen and weigh 350 lbs. Up to you.


How about this: I've been listening to old Simon & Garfunkel songs and I can scarcely see through my tears to type.

Is there any help for me?

CherishHellfire 07-29-2007 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales (Post 355838)
How about this: I've been listening to old Simon & Garfunkel songs and I can scarcely see through my tears to type.

Is there any help for me?

Here you go hon.



Syrup and butter on the french toast, or butter and powdered sugar w/ lemon?

craig johnston 07-29-2007 01:06 PM

wallow in it blaes, get it out of your system, there's a good chap.



;)

randy 07-29-2007 01:40 PM

[quote=brightpearl;355809]do these socks go with this dress?


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Looks like she might be getting Randy!


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