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brightpearl 01-28-2008 05:23 PM

unfortunate cookies
 
The other day a friend of mine was telling about the worst fortune she ever received from a cookie:

"All is not lost. Yet."

brightpearl 01-28-2008 05:24 PM

You will soon meet a talk, dark, and homicidal stranger.

brightpearl 01-28-2008 05:25 PM

Wear clean underwear next Tuesday. I'm just saying.

lukkucairi 01-28-2008 05:54 PM

the hunan pork was not a good idea.

Angry Kid Hoyt 01-28-2008 07:02 PM

"Avoid caged monkies"

Hyakujo's Fox 01-28-2008 07:10 PM

No one is interested in your "project".

Hyakujo's Fox 01-28-2008 07:16 PM

Even when things seem to be going well, you will have spinach in your teeth.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-28-2008 08:21 PM

May contain nuts.

brightpearl 01-28-2008 08:25 PM

You should have put that thread in the Fiction Project.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-29-2008 03:01 AM

You can't have your cake and eat it too, so why not try one of our delicious lo-cal banana fritters?

brightpearl 01-29-2008 03:04 AM

You will date a woman with an afro far superior to yours.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-29-2008 03:07 AM

A wise man will not reveal his interest in sourcing women's apparel.

Hyakujo's Fox 01-29-2008 03:10 AM

I'd lay off the cookies if I were you, chubbs.

Brynn 01-29-2008 04:37 AM

this may be your very last cookie

lukkucairi 01-29-2008 11:58 AM

he's just not right for you, you know.

brightpearl 01-29-2008 08:14 PM

You'll never learn to converse credibly about wine.

brightpearl 01-29-2008 08:15 PM

Chin up -- Chapped lips are a virtue in some countries.

lukkucairi 01-29-2008 09:44 PM

you will continue to exist in your broken marriage until the last dregs of love are drained from the shattered cup of your relationship.

T.I.P. 01-30-2008 12:55 AM

we hope you enjoyed this crunchy protein filled cookie made from real cockroaches

Stephi_B 01-31-2008 12:51 PM

You must be really desperate to resort to cookie advice and you don't want to hear the rest of your personal lot because you are in suicidal mood anyway.

Marcus Bales 02-01-2008 07:39 PM

Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese cookie factory!

brightpearl 02-02-2008 12:45 AM

The guy behind you has scabies.

brightpearl 02-02-2008 12:46 AM

Your life wouldn't be any better if you stopped smoking and lost weight.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-02-2008 09:44 AM

Maybe she's just like that.

lukkucairi 02-02-2008 02:33 PM

you are an insurance salesman at heart

Hyakujo's Fox 02-03-2008 12:02 AM

You will spend too much time on the internet this weekend.

brightpearl 02-03-2008 11:24 AM

You will soon choose a hairstyle that is unflattering.

Earthling 02-03-2008 02:23 PM

Cat meat increases libido. No MSG.

seebe 02-04-2008 12:09 PM

When your time comes, the end will be with osteoporosis, Depends, bad eyesight, and a nasty disposition. But look at the bright side, you will also have alzheimers so you won't remember any of it.

lukkucairi 02-04-2008 01:12 PM

there's a giant tongue in your toilet.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-04-2008 07:27 PM

Nothing interesting.

xfox 02-05-2008 11:30 AM

Look no further.

lukkucairi 02-05-2008 01:40 PM

it doesn't get any better than this

Marcus Bales 02-05-2008 05:40 PM

You've won this round of The Dictionary Game.

lukkucairi 02-06-2008 02:09 AM

she sees through you, and she's bored.

Marcus Bales 02-06-2008 10:27 AM

Your cat is a space alien

Stephi_B 02-06-2008 02:57 PM

Good you are well insured against most calamities.

lukkucairi 02-06-2008 03:34 PM

don't forget your knee brace

Hyakujo's Fox 02-06-2008 07:30 PM

You're so gullible you probably think this fortune's about you.

Marcus Bales 02-08-2008 08:12 AM

You always hurt the one you love.


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