You are now
Aware of your tongue You are now breathing manually You are now blinking rapidly. |
you are now accepting callers for this beautiful pendant keychain
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you are now thinking about pink lettuce and hairball soup
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you are now becoming very unbecomingly so what became you before you became who you are now |
as you listen to my voice, you are now becoming very sleeeeeepy....
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You are now a character in my head.
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you are now with 20% more noodles
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you are now two for one
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you are now completely relaxed and you feel like saying your bank account numbers out loud
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you are now completely submissive to my mind control techniques.
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you are now free to move about the cabin
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You are now entering the pit.
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you are now there and back again
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You are now softer, less irritating, and 30% more absorbent.
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you are now, and always have been, my favorite.
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you are now very slightly older than before
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you are now the happy owner of the world's finest electric frypan
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You are now wondering what the real meaning of this sentence is.
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You are now filled with an indescribable passion.
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You are now simply reflecting your culture's values.
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You are now reading too much into this.
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You are now left intentionally blank.
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You are now disappointed with this one.
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You are now already thinking of another thread.
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You are now Spookie!!!
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you are now thinking of a green lawnmower.
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you are now preferred by great chefs.
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you are now shutting down due to an unrecoverable error. :eek:
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You are now a registered member of the NRA.
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you are now my best friend.
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you are now sighing over people who have nothing better to do with their time than post spam to a perfectly nice bulletin board.
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you are now sitting with a towel wrapped around you post-shower procrastinating getting ready for work.
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you are now experiencing technical difficulties
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you are now hiring
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you are now reading a thread written in second person
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you are now reconsidering your use of colloquialism
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you are now wondering whether you are really doing what this statement tells you to do.
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you are now incapable of consistently asserting the truth of this statement. ;)
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you are now, as you write this sentence, having doubts over whether it is actually referring to you
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you are now you
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