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wickedcanobeans 12-31-2002 08:09 PM

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled
The Cat looked quite baffled

1kookykat 12-31-2002 09:49 PM

I have this cool coat that is orange
Which unhappily snagged on a door-hinge
The damn thing unraveled
The Cat looked quite baffled
And jeered at my silly performange


*cringe*
While we're at it, why don't we try starting them out with "silver" or "purple" or some equally sadistic impossible to rhyme words.

Indigo 12-31-2002 09:52 PM

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone

1kookykat 12-31-2002 10:04 PM

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone

wickedcanobeans 12-31-2002 10:13 PM

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls

1kookykat 12-31-2002 10:15 PM

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls
4. He hasn't the balls

Indigo 12-31-2002 10:15 PM

1. Sometimes I stare at the phone
2. Expecting a call from my clone
3. My clone never calls
4. He hasn't the balls
5, And so I sit here all alone!

1kookykat 12-31-2002 11:37 PM

At midnight it's champagne and kissing

1kookykat 01-01-2003 11:39 PM

Screw it. I slept through the party anyway.

Let's try again, shall we?

*clears throat*

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca

moel 01-02-2003 12:00 AM

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata

wickedcanobeans 01-02-2003 02:18 AM

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed

1kookykat 01-02-2003 02:37 AM

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed
4. 'Cause he knew that he'd be jacked

Indigo 01-02-2003 07:00 PM

1. There once was a man from Lake Titicaca
2. Who thought he would move to Yamagata
3. He moved but never packed
4. 'Cause he knew that he'd be jacked
5. ┐Habla usted JaponÚs? Nada.




Translator

dinzdale 01-02-2003 07:21 PM

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants

Indigo 01-02-2003 07:38 PM

1. I once borrowed Deviate's pants
2. To go to the big Ass Smackin' Dance


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