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Audreyvgs 09-29-2004 02:22 AM

I'm recalling all those past debates

joppa.gal 09-29-2004 12:21 PM

I'm recalling all those past debates
Those speeches in pivotal states...

funkytuba 10-04-2004 04:46 AM

I'm recalling all those past debates
Those speeches in pivotal states...
To vote? I'll demur.
The outcome seems sure
One waffles while one masturbates

Audreyvgs 10-05-2004 02:00 PM

Of politics I'm really sick
Im sure that both could be a dick
money makes both men i think
one's a dweeb and one's a dink
I'll vote for who gets us out quick.

joppa.gal 10-11-2004 02:17 PM

"Where's my hairspray?" asked Kerry,
As his helmet started sporting hairies,

Audreyvgs 10-18-2004 11:16 AM

"Where's my hairspray?" asked Kerry,
As his helmet started sporting hairies,
"I dont want a Bush!"
"I'll look like a tush!"
"I dont want to look quite that scary~!"

Audreyvgs 10-22-2004 03:03 AM

Theresa said Laura's a Bitch

Coffee 10-22-2004 09:42 PM

Theresa said Laura's a Bitch
Dub said "just ignore the witch
Don't give in and throttle
the saucy Red Bottle

Audreyvgs 10-26-2004 06:17 PM

Theresa said Laura's a Bitch
Dub said "just ignore the witch
Don't give in and throttle
the saucy Red Bottle
just talk about her and make her nose itch.

Hyakujo's Fox 10-26-2004 11:37 PM

There once was a rather strange fellow
Whose tongue was distinctively yellow

Audreyvgs 10-28-2004 01:50 PM

There once was a rather strange fellow
Whose tongue was distinctively yellow
Spicy said with a laugh
come give it a bath
you need some more of my jello!

RuneT 10-29-2004 10:34 AM

I sure do stink
but I need a drink
Don't be a man hater
I'll shower later
I don't give a shit what you think

Gatsby 10-29-2004 03:40 PM

A bubbling young lass from Wamsutta

Spicy Jack 10-29-2004 05:15 PM

A bubbling young lass from Wamsutta
decided to spread on some butta

Hyakujo's Fox 11-03-2004 03:00 AM

A bubbling young lass from Wamsutta
decided to spread on some butta
She claimed she was toast
A strange kind of boast
Still she tasted quite good for a nutter


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