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Zatoichi 03-07-2006 07:52 PM

I was surfing the web late one night
When I found a mysterious site
It was girls with a yen
For incontinent men
And men with the Yen to meet those delights.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-07-2006 08:51 PM

He waved through the door with his hanky
And called out "Now please don't be cranky"

Marcus Bales 03-07-2006 09:30 PM

He waved through the door with his hanky
And called out "Now please don't be cranky --
I've brought all the money
And I love you, honey ..."

Brynn 03-09-2006 01:27 AM

He waved through the door with his hanky
And called out "Now please don't be cranky --
I've brought all the money
And I love you, honey ..."
As he dropped his drawers for a spanky.

Marcus Bales 03-09-2006 09:20 AM

That's more than I wanted to know

ambo 03-09-2006 01:15 PM

That's more than I wanted to know
So you don't have to move in slow-mo

Marcus Bales 03-09-2006 02:39 PM

That's more than I wanted to know
So you don't have to move in slow-mo
Please hurry away

ambo 03-09-2006 05:37 PM

That's more than I wanted to know
So you don't have to move in slow-mo
Please hurry away
Not tomorrow, today

Zatoichi 03-09-2006 09:41 PM

That's more than I wanted to know
So you don't have to move in slow-mo
Please hurry away
Not tomorrow, today
If you leave I won't ask you to go.

Zatoichi 03-09-2006 09:41 PM

A bargain at half of the price

Hyakujo's Fox 03-12-2006 10:11 AM

A bargain at half of the price
was paying a buck for three mice
He warned they were blind
I said I don't mind
They're splendid with curry and rice

Marcus Bales 03-12-2006 11:56 AM

A bargain at double the price

trisherina 03-12-2006 12:19 PM

A bargain at double the price
For something you'll only wear twice

Marcus Bales 03-12-2006 01:08 PM

A bargain at double the price
For something you'll only wear twice
It's small black and clingy

ambo 03-12-2006 01:49 PM

A bargain at double the price
For something you'll only wear twice
It's small black and clingy
With straps that are stringy


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