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12"razormix 08-30-2006 05:48 AM

read the labels on everything day
 
inspired by steve, this is the day where i have decided to read the labels on everything that comes my way. yes. most pathetic and sad.

apparently my handcream only works "overnight" so i might as well throw it out - i'm never here at night! this is just for informational purposes. i don't care one way or the other.

is there anything exciting on a label near you?

zero 08-30-2006 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnson & johnson
- warning:use band-aids only once


well i never!

12"razormix 08-30-2006 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetener
table-top sweetener

:confused: i thought it was for my coffee ...

12"razormix 08-30-2006 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by 12"razormix
there's fat in my mineral water !!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

natural cloudiness my arse :mad:

zero 08-30-2006 07:44 AM



Quote:

our factory is nut free

zero 08-30-2006 11:12 AM

bollocks to this, i'm off to discover a whole new veg experience.

Frieda 08-30-2006 12:29 PM

Macadamias
salted

Warning: contains nuts

ShopaholicChick 08-30-2006 12:45 PM

on my fruit punch gatorade "Natural flavors" and right next to it if you turn the bottle just a little "NO FRUIT JUICE"

ok so if my fruit punch has no fruit in it - but contains natural flavors - what from nature are they flavoring it with?!?!?!?!?!?!

dinzdale 08-30-2006 02:02 PM

"Does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases" :eek:

priceyfatprude 08-30-2006 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by zero
bollocks to this, i'm off to discover a whole new vag experience.

;)

Coffee 08-30-2006 03:21 PM

Naturally Flavored With Other Natural Flavor Sweets :confused:
"Made in Great Gritain" :eek:


(p.s. not enough U's...must have been labeled for export)

RuneT 08-30-2006 04:18 PM

found on a stapler:


WARNING


THIS IS NOT A TOY

auntie aubrey 08-30-2006 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoBe
shake the lizard, refrigerate after opening, recycle the lizard



trisherina 08-30-2006 11:54 PM

HOLY FVCK!

Quote:

Originally Posted by tissue box
The world population has grown from approximately 1 billion in the 1800s to more than 6 billion people living in nearly 200 countries today. And KLEENEX Brand Tissue is recognized by families in more than 150 of those countries!


Jack Flanders 08-31-2006 12:55 AM

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