the IT guy hates everyone
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Don’t marry her. Buy a house.
(Stephen R. Donaldson) |
she is with him right now
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You're paying too much for car insurance.
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they may tell you you can earn up to $3000 a month writing fortune cookie fortunes at home, but you'll be lucky if can pull in more than $50 - $100.
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Made you look.
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This cookie is poisoned. Doesn't matter if you didn't eat it. It's absorbed through the skin.
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your series 7 exam computer will crash at question 249.
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don't go there
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There are two paths before you. Take either one; it doesn't matter. Your life will still suck.
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I think the waitress accidentally sneezed in your lo mein. Mighta been Table 22. Couldn't really tell.
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your long margin value is about to implode
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Tasted just like chicken, didn't it?
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he finds your hyenalike laugh to be annoying
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I'm afraid there has been some cosmic mixup, because this is not your fortune cookie.
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