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brightpearl 01-29-2008 08:14 PM

You'll never learn to converse credibly about wine.

brightpearl 01-29-2008 08:15 PM

Chin up -- Chapped lips are a virtue in some countries.

lukkucairi 01-29-2008 09:44 PM

you will continue to exist in your broken marriage until the last dregs of love are drained from the shattered cup of your relationship.

T.I.P. 01-30-2008 12:55 AM

we hope you enjoyed this crunchy protein filled cookie made from real cockroaches

Stephi_B 01-31-2008 12:51 PM

You must be really desperate to resort to cookie advice and you don't want to hear the rest of your personal lot because you are in suicidal mood anyway.

Marcus Bales 02-01-2008 07:39 PM

Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese cookie factory!

brightpearl 02-02-2008 12:45 AM

The guy behind you has scabies.

brightpearl 02-02-2008 12:46 AM

Your life wouldn't be any better if you stopped smoking and lost weight.

Hyakujo's Fox 02-02-2008 09:44 AM

Maybe she's just like that.

lukkucairi 02-02-2008 02:33 PM

you are an insurance salesman at heart

Hyakujo's Fox 02-03-2008 12:02 AM

You will spend too much time on the internet this weekend.

brightpearl 02-03-2008 11:24 AM

You will soon choose a hairstyle that is unflattering.

Earthling 02-03-2008 02:23 PM

Cat meat increases libido. No MSG.

seebe 02-04-2008 12:09 PM

When your time comes, the end will be with osteoporosis, Depends, bad eyesight, and a nasty disposition. But look at the bright side, you will also have alzheimers so you won't remember any of it.

lukkucairi 02-04-2008 01:12 PM

there's a giant tongue in your toilet.

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