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zero 07-25-2007 02:54 PM

every time (x), (y) happens
 
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Originally Posted by peter pan
every time a child says 'i don't believe in fairies', there's a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead



finish this every time and post a new every time for the next person to finish

keep it surreal


every time you see a dog sneeze

brightpearl 07-25-2007 02:58 PM

every time you see a dog sneeze, there's a draft somewhere in an old man's house


every time a drop of rain falls down the back of your neck....

CherishHellfire 07-25-2007 03:00 PM

a tree grows in harlem.

Every time you stub your toe on the fridge grate after midnight

daverbee 07-25-2007 03:52 PM

Every time you stub your toe on the fridge grate after midnight a block of ice cries itself to sleep.

Every time it rains cats and dogs

rapscalious rob 07-25-2007 04:01 PM

Every time it rains cats and dogs, a seagull goes to heaven.

Every time a cat yawns,

Marcus Bales 07-25-2007 04:08 PM

Every time it rains cats and dogs, I step in a poodle.

oh. wait.

Every time a cat yawns another screenplay is rejected.


Every time a dagger goes in a back

T.I.P. 07-25-2007 04:17 PM

Every time a dagger goes in a back someone in Kamtchatka says "potato chip"

Every time a child stumbles

lapietra 07-25-2007 05:06 PM

Every time a child stumbles a watched pot begins to boil.

Every time you cut someone off in traffic with no signal

seebe 07-25-2007 05:15 PM

Every time you cut someone off in traffic with no signal, someone learns another handy use for their middle finger.

Everytime a baby cries,

auntie aubrey 07-25-2007 05:18 PM

every time a baby cries, someone develops lactose intolerance.


every time the song "tiny bubbles" is performed

Marcus Bales 07-25-2007 06:01 PM

every time the song "tiny bubbles" is performed a baby cries.


Every time a flower is cut

Odbe 07-25-2007 06:58 PM

Every time a flower is cut, an elephant thinks about its tusks.

Every time a hat is dropped

zero 07-25-2007 07:25 PM

every time a hat is dropped i just love this site! your views are so cool. i agree with y'all!



every time that i travel backwards in time to post a comment such as this one,

auntie aubrey 07-25-2007 07:31 PM

every time that i travel backwards in time to post a comment such as this one, ground sirloin goes on special.


every time you pick your nose,

Tunesmith 07-25-2007 10:04 PM

every time you pick your nose, the Piracicaba diamond mine in Brazil yields a 14 carat diamond

every time you drop your fork in a restaurant


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