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brightpearl 05-21-2007 12:10 PM

Monday evening study hall
 
I think we should repent for all our Friday and Sunday carousing, so that we can do it again this weekend with a clear conscience.

So welcome to The Universe 101.

Facts presented here need not be useful or true, or even interesting. They just need to build character. Or something.

Me first.

The opposite of absolute zero (0 degrees Kelvin) is Planck's Temperature, 10^32 degrees Kelvin, the hottest possible temperature. I'm not sure how they figured that out, but it sounds pretty danged hot.

12"razormix 05-21-2007 01:17 PM

chainsmoking prevents blisters.

zero 05-21-2007 01:25 PM

shut uq - i'm trying to study for my turing test

12"razormix 05-21-2007 01:28 PM

distance makes the heart a deep, black pit.

Tunesmith 05-21-2007 01:31 PM

"If all the people in Asia stood in a line, single file, and then walked by a stationary observer, the line would never end."

^ ^ Overheard in an intense discussion about population control last year :D

zero 05-21-2007 01:41 PM

i am a chat bot

zero 05-21-2007 01:48 PM

bollocks to this, i'm off to have my TEATIME

T.I.P. 05-21-2007 01:52 PM

i am desperately trying to find something to say that is not copy pasted


edit:
ctrl + alt + apple + 8 makes the screen go negative. This is good when your eyes are tired from reading articles.

brightpearl 05-21-2007 02:06 PM

^^For future reference, I'm not above copy paste.

Negative screen thingie...such a remarkably neato idea that it's amazing any of us boobs on earth thought of it.

I forgot to say that none of this will be on the test.

craig johnston 05-21-2007 03:52 PM

magna carta 1215
agincourt 1415
waterloo 1815
lunch 1.15

:)

Odbe 05-21-2007 06:58 PM

There will be no extra time given if you are late.
Students are required to bring the following:
2 pens, blue or black
ruler
calculator
giraffe
handkerchief
protractor

brightpearl 05-21-2007 07:04 PM

^^ That's ridiculous, Odbe. Where am I going to find a handkerchief in this part of the world?

Veruki 05-21-2007 08:41 PM

Here Pearl you can borrow one of mine, but do you have a spare giraffe I can use...I promise I'll give it back.;)

BTW kleenex started out as gas mask filters. I learned this is my highschool history class but I don't remember the year.:)

brightpearl 05-21-2007 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veruki (Post 345143)
BTW kleenex started out as gas mask filters. I learned this is my highschool history class but I don't remember the year.:)

Awesome fun fact!
Thanks for the hankie, have a giraffe after me own heart.

brightpearl 05-21-2007 09:00 PM

This is Indonesia's Rafflesia arnoldii, the world's largest flower:

If you've seen its picture before, you probably remember that it smells like rotting meat and is sometimes called the "corpse flower." What I like about it is that, in keeping with its overall ickyness, it's parasitic and lives only on a member of the grapevine family, Cissus angustifolia. It has no apparent roots, leaves, or stem, and it is pollinated by the flies that turn up looking for rotting monkey flesh. The hole in the center holds several quarts of hideously disgusting water.

Just in case anyone was looking for prom corsage ideas.


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