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Audreyvgs 08-25-2004 12:26 AM

Go-it-Semi-Alone Limericks with Help from my Friends
 
Sometimes I want to do 2 lines.
Sometimes I want to do 3 lines.
Sometimes I want to snort the whole thing

Maybe this should be called Limericks for the Selfish Purist.

I'll start,
no, after you
no, I insist.

OK


I wonder why some would still post
on threads that they'd usually roast.
could they know who it is?
maybe that's how it tiz


now you go. copy/paste as usual

zenbabe 08-25-2004 02:46 AM

I wonder why some would still post
on threads that they'd usually roast.
could they know who it is?
maybe that's how it tiz
In the shadows you can be your own ghost

Smartypants 08-25-2004 08:27 AM

I think that this thread's got potential,
because sometimes some leeway's essential.

weissenflatz 08-25-2004 10:32 AM

I think that this thread's got potential,
because sometimes some leeway's essential.
But there's always the risk of crap,
when Weissen starts his mayhep

Audreyvgs 08-25-2004 10:50 AM

I think that this thread's got potential,
because sometimes some leeway's essential.
But there's always the risk of crap,
when Weissen starts his mayhep
I find the above line evidential!

Audreyvgs 08-25-2004 10:51 AM

I feel bad I made fun of Weiz
there's such worse ones, with no ties
he contributes with glee
when he gets on a spree
He just might feel bad from all this Scheiss!

JINX!

weissenflatz 08-25-2004 01:17 PM

I feel bad I made fun of Weiz
He might feel bad from all this Scheiss

Audreyvgs 08-25-2004 01:19 PM

Jinx means to post at the same time

Coffee 08-25-2004 11:22 PM

Jinx means to post at the same time
but it can also start off a new rhyme

Audreyvgs 08-26-2004 12:29 AM

Jinx means to post at the same time
but it can also start off a new rhyme
it can also cause trouble
if you talk on the double

madasacutsnake 08-26-2004 01:35 AM

Jinx means to post at the same time
but it can also start off a new rhyme
it can also cause trouble
if you talk on the double
But noxxing! There's a real crime.

Audreyvgs 08-26-2004 09:42 AM

Yes, I did that I admit.
I was having some kind of a fit!
It was kindof like dyslexia
combined with appoplexia,

Audreyvgs 08-27-2004 12:49 AM

Yes, I did that I admit.
I was having some kind of a fit!
It was kindof like dyslexia
combined with appoplexia,
and caused my obnoxious noxxious snit

Audreyvgs 08-27-2004 02:42 AM

There once was a gal from Nantucket














tee hee :cool:

Smartypants 08-27-2004 03:12 AM

There once was a gal from Nantucket
Who could think of more rhymes than just "bucket."



tee hee back at ya! :cool:

Audreyvgs 08-27-2004 10:44 AM

There once was a gal from Nantucket
Who could think of more rhymes than just "bucket."
She could think on her feet
and thought it was sweet
to say "Nantucket, Nantucket, O Forget it."

Coffee 08-27-2004 11:45 PM

I made me a real nice pot holder
and my oven mitt makes me feel bolder
to put my hands on the heat
and fetch out the meat
but now my balls feel a bit colder.

I think that I'll take me a sock
and trim it to use on my jock
no reason my willy
should remain chilly
if warm rags are in my cloth stock.

madasacutsnake 08-28-2004 05:34 AM

I do like starting these off
It gives me license to thicken the plot

Hyakujo's Fox 08-28-2004 06:36 AM

I do like starting these off
It gives me license to thicken the plot
and bring the innuendo
to a rousing crescendo

madasacutsnake 08-28-2004 09:29 AM

I do like starting these off
It gives me license to thicken the plot
and bring the innuendo
to a rousing crescendo
Or just give it to them straight like Pol Pot

Audreyvgs 08-28-2004 01:47 PM

Pol Pots Pot Holder got Hot

Coffee 08-29-2004 12:13 AM

Pol Pots Pot Holder got Hot
He stuck it where it should go...not!

madasacutsnake 08-30-2004 12:34 AM

Pol Pots Pot Holder got Hot
He stuck it where it should go...not!
And he can no longer moon
Because he stuck the spoon

Audreyvgs 08-30-2004 10:22 AM

Pol Pots Pot Holder got Hot
He stuck it where it should go...not!
And he can no longer moon
Because he stuck the spoon
in the biggest hole Pol Pot's got

Audreyvgs 08-30-2004 10:23 AM

I've heard it said you're republican

Coffee 08-30-2004 07:49 PM

I've heard it said you're republican
I'd like to stuff you in a trash can
Cuz its election year
this country I hold dear
Don't make me kick you in the ass man.

Audreyvgs 09-01-2004 01:07 PM

I'm confused by the left and the right

Coffee 09-01-2004 07:34 PM

I'm confused by the left and the right
as well by the day and the night.
Is up really down?
Is George smart or a clown?

madasacutsnake 09-02-2004 12:10 AM

I'm confused by the left and the right
as well by the day and the night.
Is up really down?
Is George smart or a clown?
Or just a whopping big piece of shite.

Hyakujo's Fox 09-07-2004 01:44 AM

I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder

Aphrodite 09-07-2004 09:29 AM

I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder
Instead you forgot

Coffee 09-08-2004 01:04 AM

I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder
Instead you forgot
my number, you snot

Aphrodite 09-08-2004 01:59 AM

I decided to go for a wander
Hoping my absence might make you fonder
Instead you forgot
my number, you snot
And now it's your absence I ponder

madasacutsnake 09-08-2004 03:12 AM

I wish I had a big houses
Like Tammy on "Trading Spouses"
"I was so very excited to see
My host family were minority"

Hyakujo's Fox 09-08-2004 03:58 AM

I wish I had a big houses
Like Tammy on "Trading Spouses"
"I was so very excited to see
My host family were minority
I've had to invest in new trousers"

madasacutsnake 09-08-2004 08:32 AM

The black fella made her cream her jeans

funkytuba 09-13-2004 04:03 AM

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes

joppa.gal 09-17-2004 02:38 AM

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes
"Oh crap! My Levi's!!"

Audreyvgs 09-19-2004 02:38 AM

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes
"Oh crap! My Levi's!!"
I see his third eye!

funkytuba 09-19-2004 03:15 AM

The black fella made her cream her jeans
and gave us concern for hygienes
"Oh crap! My Levi's!!
I see his third eye!
It seems we'll soon mix his with my genes"


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