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zenbabe 10-21-2003 02:18 AM

I am going as "censored" at work this year. All you need is a strip of black construction paper and some tacky to keep it over your eyes for the company picture.....

lapietra 10-21-2003 02:23 AM

LOL zennie!!! I love that... understated yet powerful. ;)

lapietra 10-21-2003 02:25 AM

Oh... BTW... this isn't politically incorrect... but one year my parents dressed as slugs. They sewed their own costumes... furry... long traily tails... I think there are pics somewhere...

zenbabe 10-21-2003 02:50 AM

I went one year as the farmers daughter, my boyfriend was the farmer. I was about 8 months pregnant. (in costume people) we were at the bar, drinking and smoking...people kept coming up to me telling me I shouldn't drink and smoke while that pregnant. My boyfriend (the farmer) had that sheep attatched to his crotch..only it was much smaller. Oh, I also had a knocked out front tooth and a black eye (also in costume)

If you want a reaction people..this is the way to do it.....


;)

yodeling_booyah 10-21-2003 06:16 AM

I heard of a gy who went as a zit. He painted his face red and would fill his mouth with whipped cream and spew it out randomly.

jaymirror 10-21-2003 07:00 AM

How about dressing up like Monica Lewinski with fake lips and a long long tongue dangling out of them with white glue on it. One can fold one end of the tongue and use it as a glove. Best if you keep the tongue wet and go around touching people in their face.

:( Is that sick?

tammycincy 10-21-2003 09:46 AM

OH MY
 
These are incredible ideas. I think I'm going to do the Roy of Siegfried & roy idea. This is a perfect moment for it.

priceyfatprude 10-21-2003 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jaymirror
How about dressing up like Monica Lewinski with fake lips and a long long tongue dangling out of them with white glue on it. One can fold one end of the tongue and use it as a glove. Best if you keep the tongue wet and go around touching people in their face.

:( Is that sick?

No, no, no.

I saw a Lewinsky one year. All you need is a black wig, a beret, and one of those things you hold onto in the pool--a kickboard? to kneel on.

jaymirror 10-21-2003 10:37 AM

Yes that's fun, but it's not reeeeeaaaaally tasteless. Is it?

priceyfatprude 10-21-2003 10:41 AM

Reeeeeeeally tasteless would be that costume, holding a cigar & walking around w/mayo on your chin all night.

jaymirror 10-21-2003 10:47 AM

Indeed! I think now I won't be able to eat dinner.

priceyfatprude 10-21-2003 10:49 AM

Or holding the mayo in your mouth & letting it dribble down your chin & all over your chest.

Can I pass you the mashed potatoes, jaymirror? ;)

jaymirror 10-21-2003 11:46 AM

Sure! Then come closer and I will show you how good I can kiss.

priceyfatprude 10-21-2003 11:47 AM

SNOWBALL!

jaymirror 10-21-2003 11:48 AM

:confused: Snowball??


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