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tammycincy 10-20-2003 11:38 AM

Politically incorrect costume ideas
 
Help me out ... I need some politically incorrect costume ideas. Also if you know a site where I can see pictures of them, that would be even better.:confused:

priceyfatprude 10-20-2003 11:40 AM

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I think you should be a priest:

priceyfatprude 10-20-2003 11:41 AM

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Or an animal lovah!

red 10-20-2003 11:42 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

red 10-20-2003 11:43 AM

You could go as Roy with a tiger on your neck.

tammycincy 10-20-2003 11:43 AM

Hilarious
 
Please keep the ideas coming ...

I was thinking maybe something with the cubbies fan ... any ideas with using him?

tammycincy 10-20-2003 11:46 AM

Website
 
Any websites with distasteful costumes ??? that anyone knows of.

These are funny .. but not distasteful ...http://www.allcostumes.com/browse.asp?id=51

bealeblues 10-20-2003 11:47 AM

ask red about that. she wanted to kick his ass.

LadyCrow 10-20-2003 12:27 PM

Go to the following website:

http://www.jrgach.com/

It's actually for a local radio guy, and if you scroll down towards the bottom you will find a bunch of pictures called "Totally Tasteless Costumes". And trust me, they live up to their name.

:rolleyes:

Pax,
LC

tammycincy 10-20-2003 12:34 PM

Yes
 
I agree, those live up to tasteless

jaymirror 10-20-2003 12:45 PM

I know something worse but I won't tell in public. I don't want to be filed by the intergalactic police.

fodder 10-20-2003 12:51 PM

click the link here and be one of them

SuperCaliFragil 10-20-2003 09:45 PM

Ummm.... I probably shouldn't post this suggestion as my first ever post to zefrank board...but what the hell.
I knew a guy who wrapped a white sheet around himself, painted the bottom of it red...and hung a cord out of the neck line.
He actually went out to several bars halloween night dressed that way.

Do I really have to say what he was?

Suffice it to say that no women spoke to him all night.

:eek:

zenbabe 10-21-2003 01:50 AM



I think the most messed up costume I saw last year was a guy that had gotten one of those styrofome planes and cut it in half, he had taken a box and cut arm holes into it and a hole for his head to stick out of, and drawn on a bunch of windows... he even had little plastic people hanging off the side attached with string that just kind of flopped around when he moved. he was one of the world trade center towers, he had one half of the plane attached to the front of him, and the other half coming out the other side. I was pretty disgusted when I took in his costume, couldn't believe it actually. That is about as Un-PC as you can get. I like the costume above WAY better!

priceyfatprude 10-21-2003 01:53 AM

Someone once went w/a piece of paper taped to his chest that said, "98.6"...when asked what he was supposed to be, he said, "I'm your resting body temperature."

Ar ar ar.

zenbabe 10-21-2003 02:18 AM

I am going as "censored" at work this year. All you need is a strip of black construction paper and some tacky to keep it over your eyes for the company picture.....

lapietra 10-21-2003 02:23 AM

LOL zennie!!! I love that... understated yet powerful. ;)

lapietra 10-21-2003 02:25 AM

Oh... BTW... this isn't politically incorrect... but one year my parents dressed as slugs. They sewed their own costumes... furry... long traily tails... I think there are pics somewhere...

zenbabe 10-21-2003 02:50 AM

I went one year as the farmers daughter, my boyfriend was the farmer. I was about 8 months pregnant. (in costume people) we were at the bar, drinking and smoking...people kept coming up to me telling me I shouldn't drink and smoke while that pregnant. My boyfriend (the farmer) had that sheep attatched to his crotch..only it was much smaller. Oh, I also had a knocked out front tooth and a black eye (also in costume)

If you want a reaction people..this is the way to do it.....


;)

yodeling_booyah 10-21-2003 06:16 AM

I heard of a gy who went as a zit. He painted his face red and would fill his mouth with whipped cream and spew it out randomly.

jaymirror 10-21-2003 07:00 AM

How about dressing up like Monica Lewinski with fake lips and a long long tongue dangling out of them with white glue on it. One can fold one end of the tongue and use it as a glove. Best if you keep the tongue wet and go around touching people in their face.

:( Is that sick?

tammycincy 10-21-2003 09:46 AM

OH MY
 
These are incredible ideas. I think I'm going to do the Roy of Siegfried & roy idea. This is a perfect moment for it.

priceyfatprude 10-21-2003 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by jaymirror
How about dressing up like Monica Lewinski with fake lips and a long long tongue dangling out of them with white glue on it. One can fold one end of the tongue and use it as a glove. Best if you keep the tongue wet and go around touching people in their face.

:( Is that sick?

No, no, no.

I saw a Lewinsky one year. All you need is a black wig, a beret, and one of those things you hold onto in the pool--a kickboard? to kneel on.

jaymirror 10-21-2003 10:37 AM

Yes that's fun, but it's not reeeeeaaaaally tasteless. Is it?

priceyfatprude 10-21-2003 10:41 AM

Reeeeeeeally tasteless would be that costume, holding a cigar & walking around w/mayo on your chin all night.

jaymirror 10-21-2003 10:47 AM

Indeed! I think now I won't be able to eat dinner.

priceyfatprude 10-21-2003 10:49 AM

Or holding the mayo in your mouth & letting it dribble down your chin & all over your chest.

Can I pass you the mashed potatoes, jaymirror? ;)

jaymirror 10-21-2003 11:46 AM

Sure! Then come closer and I will show you how good I can kiss.

priceyfatprude 10-21-2003 11:47 AM

SNOWBALL!

jaymirror 10-21-2003 11:48 AM

:confused: Snowball??

fodder 10-21-2003 12:32 PM

what the

agentsmith 10-21-2003 08:46 PM

this isnt tasteless, but me and ruby are gonna be t.a.t.u.

that roy idea is great. ill do that next year.

my other friends are gonna be country club members...ya know, with the little polos and the sweather tied around the neck? if we can, were gonna try and rent a golf cart to ride around in.

priceyfatprude 10-22-2003 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by jaymirror
:confused: Snowball??
Clerks. Rent it.

rapscalious rob 10-22-2003 01:00 AM

Cotten ball.

heh

zenbabe 10-24-2003 02:29 AM

My unPC roy~tiger costume
 
Based on a comment last night, I had a brain storm. I am going to get a white babydoll t-shirt (since its so Un~Godly) hot here anyway, and write "SHREW" on it, I don't know what to wear for bottoms yet..I have a hula skirt..that might work...

And J dresses as the lion tamer...AS ROY!!!!! :D

oh yeah..I should have a pair of vampire teeth too...and maybe some cat ears....

you know...for affect...

:p

Audreyvgs 10-26-2003 12:00 PM

Do you want to see it?
 
I make up my sis every year for halloween.,I could show you a pic of one year if you'd like to see it, but I've got to warn you, she usually ends up looking like a head on crash, she actually went thru the drive thru at Burger King one year and made some guy gag, much less the woman at the window scream.

It's what i do best in life.

rmr 10-26-2003 12:03 PM

oooooh....i want to see the pic.....yes, I sure do want to see a pic!!!

Audreyvgs 10-26-2003 10:34 PM

looking...looking...

Audreyvgs 10-27-2003 12:20 AM

You were warned....its not that bad..
 
considering its latex, makeup, my acrylic paints, and that waxy cotton ball stuff that they sell as fake skin, oh, I made the fake eyeball out of sculpey and baked it, she wore it on her forehead the night before for a party, and it didn't fall off, I had spirit gum and double sticky tape holding it on. and lots of fake skin.




matched her eye color pretty well!

Audreyvgs 10-27-2003 12:22 AM

Last year I split her nose and had dental floss for bad stitches, this last time i did the side of her face that didn't show at the drive thru window unless she turned her head....


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