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Magpie 08-16-2004 06:27 AM

Way to go Vermouth! Now *that* was one hell of a sly blend of obvious adolescent humor if I ever read one! ;)

BTW, I do not poop, nor poot nor doo. Spare me the full o' shite jokes, I am a respectable woman damn it!

Clytie 08-16-2004 10:46 AM

did you know that milk and molasses are natural "make you go" foods?

funny poop story that you can only hear in a hospital:

one nurse complained she did not want to give her patient milk and molasses because the last person she administered it to hadnt taken a dump in over a month and the patient passed so much feces...they died.

Frieda 08-16-2004 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterofNone
IBS?
yeah and lactose intolerant and probably allergic to gluten

masterofNone 08-16-2004 04:33 PM

wow. you won the genetic lottery. sympathies.

daverbee 08-16-2004 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clytie
did you know that milk and molasses are natural "make you go" foods?

funny poop story that you can only hear in a hospital:

one nurse complained she did not want to give her patient milk and molasses because the last person she administered it to hadnt taken a dump in over a month and the patient passed so much feces...they died.

Ewwwwwwwww!
Thank you for that!

Frieda 08-16-2004 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterofNone
wow. you won the genetic lottery. sympathies.
yeah my mother had cancer when she was pregnant with me. bummer!

Avalon 08-16-2004 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clytie
did you know that milk and molasses are natural "make you go" foods?

.

*makes a note to put this in a gift basket for the MIL*
:D

Avalon 08-16-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frieda
yeah my mother had cancer when she was pregnant with me. bummer!
Oh Frieda:( All I can say is that we are lucky to have you!!

trisherina 08-16-2004 05:42 PM

Do I have to say flax seed meal again?

Avalon 08-16-2004 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trisherina
Do I have to say flax seed meal again?
Don't make her come down there with flax seed!!!;)

Frieda 08-16-2004 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Avalon
Oh Frieda:( All I can say is that we are lucky to have you!!
don't worry avalon :) she couldn't help it, she didn't know she got it until i was 2.. but she made it, and i'm still alive too! :)

Avalon 08-16-2004 08:56 PM

XOXO
So glad that you are!

zenbabe 10-14-2004 07:49 PM


Frieda 10-14-2004 09:24 PM


Spicy Jack 10-14-2004 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frieda

you had a bowel movement in the shape of him?


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