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masterofNone 08-04-2004 03:46 AM

so, how was your bowel movement?
 
mine was just fine.

amanda 08-04-2004 03:48 AM

fast. as always.

fastest pee-er in the west, baby.

masterofNone 08-04-2004 03:50 AM

just figured we know about every meal goin in... might as well know about every one going out. y'know.

zenbabe 08-04-2004 03:50 AM

I have the biggest bladder ever, I can go hours and hours without pee'ing...but this was about bowl movements...

I will check back in the morning...

priceyfatprude 08-04-2004 03:51 AM

I suggest Charmin.

lapietra 08-04-2004 03:51 AM

Mine was a little copious, and *light*. I had a little trouble with it.

I wonder if I should change my diet.

trisherina 08-04-2004 03:54 AM

I'm just trying to get over the fact that I opened this thread.

masterofNone 08-04-2004 03:54 AM

i read somewhere that floatation indicates health.

lapietra 08-04-2004 03:56 AM

Oh good.

trisherina 08-04-2004 04:00 AM

Is it time for a long uncomfortable pause?

Yes, yes it is.

Deviate 08-04-2004 04:03 AM

AH FINALLY!

a place for all the sh*t on this board...

masterofNone 08-04-2004 04:11 AM

i predict this thread will be long and satisfying.

weissenflatz 08-04-2004 07:33 AM

Mine started with a huge darkbrown motherfarker, then some unearthly noise, then some brown mud.

Then silence. I like toiletpaper with lotion btw.

Hardly tasteful, but hey, you asked :-)

Clytie 08-04-2004 10:11 AM

i hear this question all the time....


at work

masterofNone 08-04-2004 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by weissenflatz
Mine started with a huge darkbrown motherfarker, then some unearthly noise, then some brown mud.

Then silence. I like toiletpaper with lotion btw.

Hardly tasteful, but hey, you asked :-)

see what i mean? people have a strong need to express this sort of thing. i'll bet talking about it made your whole day a little brighter didn't it?


mine was just fine again. a little scary. but just fine.

daverbee 08-04-2004 10:58 AM

Scary? I don't think I've ever had a scary dump.
Found blood a couple of times but that got taken care of easily.
Only way I think I'd be scared is if stuff just kept flowing out and didn't seem to have a finish. Like your entire insides were emptying into the bowl.
Mine this morning was satisfying. I dozed while it was going on and the cat bit my ankle when I was done. How did she know I was done?

chuckie egg 08-04-2004 11:01 AM

I'm a little bit loose lately... yeah.

masterofNone 08-04-2004 11:10 AM

try pistachios.

chuckie egg 08-04-2004 11:13 AM

mmm... I like pistachios!

Clytie 08-04-2004 11:14 AM

anything with starches help

dinzdale 08-04-2004 11:33 AM

I *heart* this thread :)


Today it was of a good to firm consitency, subtle undertones of spinach, unaccompanied by any violent turbulence.
A trifle sticky during cleanup, no clingons to report, traditional Hershey colour, submarine in weight.

8/10

:)

red 08-04-2004 12:17 PM

You can also use this thread to describe your kharma poop that has been finding you lately.

Magpie 08-04-2004 01:04 PM

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

:rolleyes:

dinzdale 08-04-2004 01:19 PM

Everybody needs a hobby. :)

Frieda 08-04-2004 02:35 PM

so how many times a day to you guys shit?

Coffee 08-04-2004 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frieda
so how many times a day to you guys shit?

Depends on how many espressos. But no more than 2X a day if nothing rumbly is going on down there. Up to 8 times if my Irritable Bowel is acting up....ouch.

My dooties often wait till the first coffee or espresso of the morning before make an appearance. Sometimes the first or second sip sends me to the loo.

lapietra 08-04-2004 03:06 PM

This is giving me the best laugh I've had in a few weeks. :D

red 08-04-2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

:rolleyes:

brown is an appropiate color.

daverbee 08-04-2004 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lapietra
This is giving me the best laugh I've had in a few weeks. :D
Reading this gave me a good laugh! :D

daverbee 08-04-2004 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by red
brown is an appropiate color.
This gave me an even bigger laugh!

lapietra 08-04-2004 04:01 PM

poop is funny. :p

Actually - I should say - how we feel about poop is funny...

Frieda 08-04-2004 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coffee
Depends on how many espressos. But no more than 2X a day if nothing rumbly is going on down there. Up to 8 times if my Irritable Bowel is acting up....ouch.

My dooties often wait till the first coffee or espresso of the morning before make an appearance. Sometimes the first or second sip sends me to the loo.

really? hell, i go every hour during the day.. 8-16 times is normal for me.. maybe i should be following my diets properly.. :eek:

Coffee 08-04-2004 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frieda
really? hell, i go every hour during the day.. 8-16 times is normal for me.. maybe i should be following my diets properly.. :eek:
Well...I guess no one can call you anal retentive then.

Frieda 08-04-2004 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Coffee
Well...I guess no one can call you anal retentive then.
hehe no i guess not.. haha!

red 08-04-2004 07:00 PM


melissa 08-04-2004 07:01 PM

Haha!! That book is great!

Coffee 08-04-2004 07:11 PM

If you don't eat you dont shit, If you don't shit you die.

Klynne 08-04-2004 08:08 PM

I went about 20 times today. Irritable Bowl Syndrome. Now it burns:(

Frieda 08-04-2004 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Klynne
I went about 20 times today. Irritable Bowl Syndrome. Now it burns:(
fvck, we ARE related! :eek:

are you lactose intolerant too? and a gluten allergy?

Coffee 08-04-2004 08:24 PM

IBS Club unite!!!

I am kinda lactose intollerant...but I love cheese tooooo much to give it up. So I get tummy aches. :(

Stress is the #1 problem for me though...if I get stressed out my tummy contracts and twists in the most excrutiating ways.

Eat lots of roughage and less greasy food...helps a LOT.


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