EVEN THEIR HEM WAS LOCKED IF YOU GET MY MEANING

BUT I HAVE MY DOUBTS ABOUT IT

BECAUSE I DONT GET IT EITHER

ID RATHER GET SOME DONUTS BEFORE I GO NUTS

WHOM ARE YOU CALLING A TYPICAL

MY CAPS MAY BE LAZY BUT YOU KNOW WHAT

THEY ARE CAPPY DELUXE WITH CREAM ON TOP

AND BY THE WAY IF YOU ARE A BOY MY NAME IS POLLY WITH A CRACKER

OH AND BEFORE I FORGET

CRACKER RULZ OVER DONUT

C R A C K E R S

Y E E H A A A W

THE UNIVERSE IS CRACKER SHAPED

SO IT IS

THEYRE NOT CRACKERS THEYRE CRISPBREADS
YOU ARE CLEARLY UNEDUCATED

NAH FORGET THAT EDUCATION THING

LA DEE DAH DOH

BEEN THERE DONE THAT BORED ME TO DEATH

NOWERDAYS IM A STREETWISE INTELLECTUAL AND KNOW MY CRACKERS APART FROM THE DIP

CRISPBREAD IS BORING

THE UNIVERSE ISNT BORING

THE UNIVERSE IS CRACKER SHAPED

OR OF FALAFEL FORM IF YOU FOLLOW THE SOMEWHAT UNCONVENTIONAL THINGS YOU CAN PUT INSIDE BREAD TOGETHER WITH SALAD AND SAUCE SCHOOL OF THOUGHT

POPPYCOCK
ANYONE CAN SEE THE UNIVERSE IS A TORUS AND THEREFORE MY DONUT ANALOGY IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR
CRACKERS ARE NOT TORI UNLESS YOU USE A VERY SPECIAL CRACKER BAKING DISH AS SEEN ON TV
PLUS CRACKER IS A SLUR IN THESE PARTS WHICH IM SURE YOU KNEW DESPITE NEVER HAVING BEEN HERE AND THEREFORE I AM OFFENDED WHICH AUTOMATICALLY GIVES ME THE MORAL HIGH GROUND

I HAD NO IDEA PASTRIES WERE SO CONTROVERSIAL UNTIL I STUMBLED INTO THIS RIDICULOUS DISCUSSION WHAT A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT DONUTS MY FAVORITE FOOD GROUP WHEN IM DIETING HOW INSENSITIVE ESPECIALLY SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS IM WHEAT INTOLERANT THATS RIGHT I SAID IT WHEAT IS BAD

I KNOW EVEN MORE SLURS THAN THERE EVER WERE

IN THIS OLE CRACKER SHAPED UNIVERSE

TORI ON THE OTHER HAND DESTRACT ME AND I BET THEY AINT WHEAT FREE

BUT I SOMEWHAT AGREE THE AMOUNT OF CARBOHYDRATES IN HERE IS NASTY

I FEEL INCLINED TO THROW IN A FEW EGGS

EGGS EGGS BABY
EGGS EGGS BABY

EGGS STOLEN FROM ENSLAVED BATTERY HENS NO DOUBT I ALWAYS KNEW YOU COULD NOT BE TRUSTED

THIS OUTRAGE WILL BE REPORTED TO THE RELEVANT AUTHORITIES MARK MY WORDS

HOW DO YOU DARE

IM A PROUD BIO EGG THIEF

I ONLY STEAL EGGS FROM THE MOST FREE AND HIPPIE HENS

BIGGRIN

KAY ITS MORE STRENOUS WITH THESE BIO BIRDS THEY RUN FAAAAAST MY ARSE

AND WHEN THEY CATCH ME THEY PIIIICK ME IN MY VERY SAME


ANYWAY WHAT I ACTUALLY WANTED TO SAY

YOUR AUTHORITIES YOU CAN KEEP THEM

UNLESS THEY ARE BIO

THEN IM GONNA STEAL THEIR AUTO

AND LEAVE THEM WITH THEIR RITES

HA

HA HA