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Smartypants 03-28-2005 04:07 PM

(This one just is TOO easy...)

PALIMPSEST: When parents treat their kids as their "best friends."

zenbabe 03-28-2005 04:11 PM

palimpsest: When your direct relation can't get it up and won't stop asking you what to do about it..

trisherina 03-28-2005 04:31 PM

And pillion was what, arcane?

dinzdale 03-28-2005 04:52 PM

Palimpsest

n. Having sexual intercourse with your friend's garden gnome.
adj. The feeling of being caught by your friend's mother doing the above.

funkytuba 03-28-2005 05:22 PM

palimpsest - of or relating to a situation involving six oompa-loompas.

Veruca Salt was carried away palimpsest to the juicing room.

Marcus Bales 03-28-2005 09:02 PM

Palimpsest -- another name for turtle soup, from the Greek "palimpsestos" or "scraped again", since the turtle shell has to be scraped at least twice to get all the yummy goodness.

funkytuba 03-28-2005 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
from the Greek "palimpsestos" or "scraped again"

cute... I couldn't figure anywhere to go with this so I had to improvise

beckstra 03-29-2005 12:41 AM

Palimpsest (vb.) -

The highest degree of grumbling from the patriarch when his knee gives out again.

Coffee 03-29-2005 01:10 AM

Palimpsest:

An important holiday in the Satanic calendar.
Celebrated on June 26th each year, Palimpsest is a day to rotate alegience from one demonic spirit guide and exchange it for a new one.

http://www.ie.lspace.org/ftp-lspace/...an-art/imp.jpg

xfox 03-29-2005 03:05 AM

palimpsest n. the palmists method of concocting the best fortune for the client whose hand badly needs a compliment.

zenbabe 03-29-2005 04:48 AM

Palimpsest:

The bastard child on the paternal side of the family that was born of the evil twin of the phizer family and the polish beauty that Uncle steve insisted he met at denny's that everyone called Aunty Smitka.

trisherina 03-29-2005 06:25 AM

playaz
 
A palimpsest is a manuscript on which an earlier text has been effaced and the vellum or parchment reused for another. It was a common practice, particularly in medieval ecclesiastical circles, to rub out an earlier piece of writing by means of washing or scraping the manuscript, in order to prepare it for a new text. The motive for making palimpsests seems to have been largely economic -- reusing parchment was cheaper than preparing new skin. Another motive may have been directed by the desire of Church officials to "convert" pagan Greek script by overlaying it with the word of God. Modern historians, usually more interested in older writings, have employed infra-red and digital enhancement techniques to recover the erased text, often with remarkable results.

Cool related pic award goes to Coffee.

Clever dick award goes to Marcus for his turtle soup scrapings.

Scary lateral thinking award goes to funky and his oompa loompas.

Four-way tie for second place goes to dinz, Smarty, xfox, and beckstra for their definitions, each eerily real-seeming in its way.

The winnah is zenbabe, for making me laugh out loud with her first definition, and cock my head to one side with her second.

zenbabe 03-29-2005 03:53 PM

Oh wow! I never win anything!! Except from lesbian tv shows anyway..ok, new word is:

Extirpate:

GO!

Gatsby 03-29-2005 04:03 PM

extirpate: verb An antonym of the verb twitterpate, whose root is in the Disney movie Bambi and means to fall madly in love (see also "spring fever"), extirpate is where you get sick of the person and extract yourself from the misery that has become your relationship (see also "good divorce lawyer").

trisherina 03-29-2005 04:13 PM

extirpate (v.): In plastic surgery, the grafting of skin from the testicular sac to the top of the head. Much desired in burn victims who suffered "tonsure" pattern baldness premorbidly, and who seek hair restoration at the crown, however sparse and crinkly.

dinzdale 03-29-2005 04:56 PM

extirpate (v.)
To masturbate while fantasizing about one's former spouse.

Smartypants 03-29-2005 06:06 PM

extirpate - v. To remove toxic solvents from paints or other substances; to remove lead-based paints, for example from the baseboards in tenement housing.

Coffee 03-29-2005 06:19 PM

extirpate Fr. (Ex-tur-pa-TAY).

Denotes the Jumbo size pate package.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-29-2005 11:55 PM

extirpate (adj) without a toupee

sparticle 03-30-2005 12:12 AM

extirpate, to (v.,inf.): The medieval practice of having a faithless lover beheaded in the King's court. The right of extirpation was generally extended only to royalty and members of the royal court, but a commoner could petition for it in extreme cases.

beckstra 03-30-2005 12:17 AM

extirpate: (vb.) -

The exedous of contaminated goose liver through the intestinal tract.

Marcus Bales 03-30-2005 01:37 AM

extirpate - to abuse the exclamation mark, specifically to put more than one exclamation mark at the end of any sentence, in the middle of any sentence, or more than once on any page.

xfox 03-30-2005 02:06 AM

extirpate v.t. - to deny paternity as in Michael Jackson's song, "Billie Jean". -not my child, etc. Living in a world of extirpation.

funkytuba 03-30-2005 05:47 AM

extirpate (adj) of or relating to groups that are christian but not Christian. Those extirpate Catholics and Episcopals don't take the bible literally enough.

Malmal11787 03-30-2005 10:29 PM

extirpate- when a person puzzling up and disappears. the puzzling thing about it is they always take one object with them, such as a lamp or a toothbrush. they vanish into thin air. the object and them are never found.

zenbabe 03-31-2005 08:54 PM

Ok, so here it is...

Best word pronunciation award goes to COFF-EE

Best 'write my next screenplay' award goes to Sparticle

Best interjection award goes to Dinzdale

in·ter·jec·tion
n.
1. A sudden, short utterance; an ejaculation.

Massive 'Ewwwwww' award goes to Trish and Beckstra

Best current events award goes to xfox

Best overdone award goes to !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Marcus!!!!!!!!!!!

Second runners up are Smartypants, Hfox and MalMal and Funky

and the winner is GATSBY for making me laugh the most :D

Gatsby 04-01-2005 04:46 AM

*sharp intake of breath* OMG! OMG!

First of all, I'd like to thank the Academy and the SAG and Ze and Zen and .... ok, enough.

The new word is: seminaufragium!

Judging will be Saturday afternoon.

Go!

trisherina 04-01-2005 04:57 AM

seminaufragium (n): A large refrigerated repository designed for the long-term storage of sperm samples, also: sperm bank.

funkytuba 04-01-2005 04:58 AM

^-- glad he didn't immediately go with his instincts

trisherina 04-01-2005 04:59 AM

:D

funkytuba 04-01-2005 05:07 AM

seminaufragium (n): Bukkake fraggle style.

Boober and Wembley and Mokey rented some doozer porn and ended up making some seminaufragium of their own

xfox 04-01-2005 05:50 AM

seminaufragium n. the art, science and practice of planning a spring garden and plotting a harvest, but going to the supermarket instead to hunt and gather breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks for in between, and then to make an appointment for a manicure.

Smartypants 04-01-2005 11:09 AM

seminaufragium n. An incomplete naufragium. (pl. seminaufragia)

Marcus Bales 04-01-2005 01:33 PM

Seminaufragium - Biker slang for a collision of a gang of 9 motorcycles; also known as "an eighteen wheeler".

trisherina 04-01-2005 03:12 PM

Seminaufragium: In Floridian law enforcement vernacular, the consequence of clashes between rival groups of aboriginal Americans native to the state.

Gatsby 04-02-2005 07:15 PM

Seminaufragium
 
SEMINAUFRAGIUM (sem-I-naw-FRAY-jee-em), n (Latin): A half-shipwreck, as when goods are cast overboard in a storm or when a damaged ship's repair costs are more than the ship's worth.


*drumroll, please*

The "Over My Head" Award goes to xFox.

The art, science and practice of planning a spring garden and plotting a harvest, but going to the supermarket instead to hunt and gather breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks for in between, and then to make an appointment for a manicure.

This is a highly prestigious award, as Gatsby likes to believe that very little actually goes over her head.

***

The "Most Clever Manipulation of Syllables" Award goes to Marcus Bales!

Biker slang for a collision of a gang of 9 motorcycles; also known as "an eighteen wheeler."

I had to look at the word more than once to determine from where you had derived your definition. Jolly good job.

***

The “Made Gatsby Laugh the Hardest” Award goes to Trisherina for her second definition.

In Floridian law enforcement vernacular, the consequence of clashes between rival groups of aboriginal Americans native to the state.

Her first definition gets the “Most Supportive of the Reproductively Challenged" Award.

A large refrigerated repository designed for the long-term storage of sperm samples, also: sperm bank.

Sadly, Trisherina must be disqualified for multiple entries. (Is that a rule? Okay, I’m being arbitrary...)

***

First runner up is Smartypants for being the most cleverly succinct.

An incomplete naufragium.

But are you surprised? I'm not.

***

And the WINNER IS FUNKYTUBA, who gets the "Most Effortless Combination of Japanese Schoolgirl Porn and American School-Age Cartoons" Award.

Bukkake fraggle style.
Boober and Wembley and Mokey rented some doozer porn and ended up making some seminaufragium of their own.


He also wins the "Making Gatsby Inadvertently Google X-Rated Terms" Award.

Take it away!

funkytuba 04-03-2005 11:54 PM

*bows*

The next word is:

farctate

Marcus Bales 04-04-2005 03:34 PM

Farctate - arrhythmical contractions; what the heart does during a myocardial infarction

Smartypants 04-04-2005 05:28 PM

FARCTATE n. - ruler or sovereign; specifically, a title for one who ruled ancient Persia, during the period that Farsi became the primary language of the region.

beckstra 04-04-2005 08:10 PM

Farctate (v.) - What happens when a woman with saline implants tries to breastfeed her child.


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