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dinzdale 12-10-2005 08:14 PM

galactosemia n.

The theoretical condition long espoused by great philosophers that the universe is not all it's cracked up to be. The long-held belief that in fact life in the cosmos is quite shitty really when you think about it.

99% is shit - Dinzdalodamus in Black Holes Suck Big Time 2004

dddrum 12-12-2005 02:18 PM

galactosemia n. - deposits of indestructible mutant DNA material, found flying everywhere in Marvel Comics' only X-rated comic magazine, Captain Gonad: The Spooge Wars. Produced in 3-D, the artists used a computerized template of Pamela Anderson as the basis for the female characters Gash Girl and The Temptress. Frenzied male middle schoolers bought up the entire first press run in 78.7 seconds. I'll let you see my copy, for fifty cents.

Master_Jedi 12-12-2005 10:17 PM

galactosemia- V- the act of inseminating the galaxy so there is a huge baby floating above earth and the blue danube waltz in the background.

daverbee 12-14-2005 03:09 PM

Judging on Friday some time or another...

Hyakujo's Fox 12-14-2005 08:26 PM

galactosemia (n) crying over spilt milk

trisherina 12-15-2005 01:59 AM

galactosemia: A state of having a pleasing bustline.

12"razormix 12-15-2005 08:56 AM

galactosemia, n.

medical condition that affects only gods. the inability to subdivide galaxies into nebulae, stars, gas and dust.

Coffee 12-15-2005 02:01 PM

galactosemia, n.

Any advanced/intelligent life form that survives it's nuclear energy period and manages to advance to the space faring and stellar system colonizing level of technology, seeding other planetary systems with colonies.

Brynn 12-15-2005 05:15 PM

galactosemia, n.

A benign condition caused by becoming completely intoxicated with the beauty of the Milky Way's canopy.

Few people realize that Van Gogh's artistic vision for "Starry Night" was heavily influenced by his chronic galactosemia.

dinzdale 12-15-2005 05:29 PM

galactosemia, n.

Waiting for some bastard to judge a simple competition, or for the universe to end. Which ever comes first. :mad:

kaskeens 12-15-2005 08:46 PM

galactosemia
 
galactosemia-a fungal infection of the lower five digits of your foot, primarily in people of italian descent that is usually inherited from their maternal side.

Zatoichi 12-16-2005 11:02 PM

galactosemia -- one's first marijuana-induced realization that there really might be a universe in one atom of our fingernails, and that our known universe might be just one atom in the fingernail of some behemoth.

madasacutsnake 12-17-2005 12:42 AM

galactosemia disease process whereby the patient bleeds galactic debris. Known venepuncture hazard. Caution must be exercised in the lab environment when galactosemia is suspected as dwarf galaxies have been known to form in the fridge overnight.

daverbee 12-17-2005 01:11 AM

Well done one and all!
Wish I could give everyone first prize but that would just confuse things a lot and make us all cranky, so:

galactosemia:

An inherited metabolic disorder in which galactose accumulates in the blood due to deficiency of an enzyme catalyzing its conversion to glucose.

Saw this as a subject of one of our CME's offered to medical staff and couldn't resist.

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Results are as follows:

The Patience Is A Virtue Award goes to Dinz for,
galactosemia, n.

Waiting for some bastard to judge a simple competition, or for the universe to end. Which ever comes first.

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The Rookie Of The Week Award goes to kaskeens for:

galactosemia-a fungal infection of the lower five digits of your foot, primarily in people of italian descent that is usually inherited from their maternal side.

Excellent first try, kask, keep up the good work!

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The Even-Though-The-Judge-Isn't-A-Woman-He-Can-Appreciate-Where-You're-Coming-From Award goes to Trish for:

galactosemia: A state of having a pleasing bustline.

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The Whoa! Totally Cosmic, Dude! Award goes to Coffee who has apparently had his telescope out and gives us:

galactosemia, n.

Any advanced/intelligent life form that survives it's nuclear energy period and manages to advance to the space faring and stellar system colonizing level of technology, seeding other planetary systems with colonies.

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Brynn joined him in star gazing right after a visit to an art museum and weighs in with:

galactosemia, n.

A benign condition caused by becoming completely intoxicated with the beauty of the Milky Way's canopy.

Few people realize that Van Gogh's artistic vision for "Starry Night" was heavily influenced by his chronic galactosemia.

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dddrum follows with the R. Crumb Memorial Give-A-Comicbook-Artist-A-Piggy-Back-Ride Award:

galactosemia n. - deposits of indestructible mutant DNA material, found flying everywhere in Marvel Comics' only X-rated comic magazine, Captain Gonad: The Spooge Wars. Produced in 3-D, the artists used a computerized template of Pamela Anderson as the basis for the female characters Gash Girl and The Temptress. Frenzied male middle schoolers bought up the entire first press run in 78.7 seconds. I'll let you see my copy, for fifty cents.

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12" Razormix came closest to the real definition without leaving the Cosmos behind and gets the Galactic Award For Excellence In The Fields Of Endocrinology, Genetics, And Theology with:

galactosemia, n.

medical condition that affects only gods. the inability to subdivide galaxies into nebulae, stars, gas and dust.

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Stanley Kubrick wanted to present the Lifetime Achievement Award to Master_Jedi, but unfortunately Mr. Kubrick is dead and Mr. _Jedi is too young and has much more to do in life, but we'll give him an award anyway for:

galactosemia- V- the act of inseminating the galaxy so there is a huge baby floating above earth and the blue danube waltz in the background.

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Dinzdale becomes our first double winner by entering originally with this little gem:

galactosemia n.

The theoretical condition long espoused by great philosophers that the universe is not all it's cracked up to be. The long-held belief that in fact life in the cosmos is quite shitty really when you think about it.

99% is shit - Dinzdalodamus in Black Holes Suck Big Time 2004

Unfortunately, one cannot take home two prizes so he is disqualified and goes home with nothing. Let that be a lesson to you...
Of course, by being disqualified due to nothing more than the judges whim he proves this particular definition to be close to the truth.

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The You Mean There's Not? Award goes to Marcus Bales who just returned from auditioning for American Idol and presents:

galactosemia - the notion that even when one is alone there is a representative of a universal meritocracy observing in order to reward the good.

When he told Zeno that he sang in the shower as if there might be a talent scout listening, Michael revealed his galactosemia.

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The No, You Spelled It Wrong, It's Lactosanemia You're Thinking Of Award goes to Hayakujo's Fox for:

galactosemia (n) crying over spilt milk

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But, there can be only one winner and this time that winner is our one and only blind swordsman, Zatoichi, who wins the I Can, Like, Totally Relate To That, Man! Award with:

galactosemia -- one's first marijuana-induced realization that there really might be a universe in one atom of our fingernails, and that our known universe might be just one atom in the fingernail of some behemoth.

So, pass that joint over here, man, and think of a definition. You got any nachos?

Zatoichi 12-17-2005 12:06 PM

Foul! My entry was completely lame, cribbed from Animal House no less, and entirely undeserving of winning. I only entered to keep chips on the table. Also, the contest should have been judged and over by the time I finally entered. In fact, Daverbee handled his Dictionary Game responsibilities in such a lame fashion that I'm fairly sure that he will be the vict-, um, winner of the next round, so the rest of you may feel free to be as creative as you with with little fear of the burdens of victory.

Your new word is

Apsopelix


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