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kaskeens 12-26-2005 01:51 PM

mancinism
 
mancinism-The art of the male of a species being able to have selective hearing when a female is speaking. "Dave quite often exhibits his mancinism when his wife is giving instructions on how to program the vcr."

ambo 12-26-2005 02:19 PM

mancinism

The much-studied condition, found mainly in older females, the main symptom of which is the irresistable urge to grab a magnifying glass and slink from one side of the room to the other with small tip-toed movements. Symptoms are most common after listening to the Theme from the Pink Panther, but can also be exhibited after watching Peter Sellers in any movie whatsoever.

xfox 12-26-2005 03:09 PM

mancinism - a complaint of men who when waltzing, are forced to offer their left hand to their partner.

dddrum 12-26-2005 03:46 PM

mancinism n. - a device for the stimulation of the male member (and as a male member of the Zeboard, I know whereof I speak). See guyver. Ant. - womachinery.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-26-2005 09:49 PM

mancinism (n) The doctrine that people from Manchester are just no damn good.

Marcus Bales 12-27-2005 07:14 AM

mancinism -- the process of pursuing an enemy who by definition cannot be defeated, as a means of creating fear among a populace to foster better social control; after Stuart Mancin, the magistrate who, in 1148, first articulated the principles behind the practice of abducting women accused of being witches and torturing them until they named others, however falsely, as witches: that blame for large-scale social problems of disease, economics, and foreign wars could all be avoided by authorities who vigorously spied on and prosecuted a domestic danger.

Master_Jedi 12-27-2005 06:13 PM

mancinism- the ability to, change ones sex for personal pleasure.

funkytuba 12-27-2005 11:14 PM

mancinism - a proclivity towards infusing one's thigh-highs or pantyhose with cinnamon so as to appease the God of Shoes, Manolo Blahnik.

trisherina 12-28-2005 01:19 AM

Okay, I'm going to be really busy (or dead) for the next short while so I'd better get this moving. Get ready, Dictionary Gamers!

The real definition for mancinism is left-handedness.

Because of this, xfox takes the That's Awfully Freaking Close award with:
a complaint of men who when waltzing, are forced to offer their left hand to their partner.

kaskeens takes the What Kind of Man Can't Program a VCR? award with:
The art of the male of a species being able to have selective hearing when a female is speaking. "Dave quite often exhibits his mancinism when his wife is giving instructions on how to program the vcr."

Hyakujo's Fox takes home the Better Take Another Postprandial Nap, Mister Cranky award for:
(n) The doctrine that people from Manchester are just no damn good.

Master_Jedi pulls off the Holy Superfluous Punctuation, Batman award with:
mancinism- the ability to, change ones sex for personal pleasure.

Marcus Bales carts off the Certainly Plausible, Yet Snooze-Inducing (perhaps he and HFox should collaborate) award with:
the process of pursuing an enemy who by definition cannot be defeated, as a means of creating fear among a populace to foster better social control; after Stuart Mancin, the magistrate who, in 1148, first articulated the principles behind the practice of abducting women accused of being witches and torturing them until they named others, however falsely, as witches: that blame for large-scale social problems of disease, economics, and foreign wars could all be avoided by authorities who vigorously spied on and prosecuted a domestic danger.

dddrum is the recipient of the Don't Eggnog and Post award with:
n. - a device for the stimulation of the male member (and as a male member of the Zeboard, I know whereof I speak). See guyver. Ant. - womachinery.

funkytuba can drape himself with the Sex and the City award for:
a proclivity towards infusing one's thigh-highs or pantyhose with cinnamon so as to appease the God of Shoes, Manolo Blahnik.

He also wins COVETED SECOND PLACE for including thigh-highs in his definition, which I personally much prefer to pantyhose. His wife's one lucky lass!

That leaves ambo's little number, which takes the Birdie Num Nums award, and first place:
The much-studied condition, found mainly in older females, the main symptom of which is the irresistable urge to grab a magnifying glass and slink from one side of the room to the other with small tip-toed movements. Symptoms are most common after listening to the Theme from the Pink Panther, but can also be exhibited after watching Peter Sellers in any movie whatsoever.

Party on, Ambo!!

ambo 12-28-2005 01:42 PM

WOW ! I mean, WOW !
I never in a million years....
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
*wipes a tear from cheek*


Okay, the new world is limnophilous

daverbee 12-28-2005 03:07 PM

limnophilous

Brother of noted jazz innovator and piano legend Thelonious Monk, Limnophilous Monk distinguished himself as a band leader and triangle player.
As there was little call for musicians who could improvise on triangle in the halcyon days of Bebop, Limnophilous' career was brief.
His remaining days were spent in Wyoming where he called the cowboys in for dinner at the Rolling R Ranch.

dinzdale 12-28-2005 04:05 PM

limnophilous adj.

Descriptive of the pronunciation caused my numbness of the lips after a protracted session of cumulonimbus.

Woody Allen's "Love & Death"
- I'm sorry I didnt know it would take me that long to climax.
- Thath OmKi.

Master_Jedi 12-28-2005 06:36 PM

limnophilous- the act of powering your brain by lemons, changing your name to phil, and becoming a transgendered porn star.

kaskeens 12-28-2005 08:24 PM

limnophilous
 
the part of the nose that is actually removed during rhinoplasty and later used to graft skin on burn victoms of tragic Burger King deep fryer accidents. ding goes the bell

Brynn 12-28-2005 08:50 PM

limnophilous adj.
from "limnophile" - a person who inordinately enjoys rubbing linament, lotion, oil or any other spreadable thing on one's own or another's limbs or body to the point of becoming amorous.

After ballet class, Blanche could feel the stranger's wandering, limnophilous stare penetrate right through her Danskin and legwarmer combo; later she would swear to friends she could smell the irresistible aroma of Vick's Vaporub as she returned his gaze.


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