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zenbabe 03-29-2005 04:48 AM


The bastard child on the paternal side of the family that was born of the evil twin of the phizer family and the polish beauty that Uncle steve insisted he met at denny's that everyone called Aunty Smitka.

trisherina 03-29-2005 06:25 AM

A palimpsest is a manuscript on which an earlier text has been effaced and the vellum or parchment reused for another. It was a common practice, particularly in medieval ecclesiastical circles, to rub out an earlier piece of writing by means of washing or scraping the manuscript, in order to prepare it for a new text. The motive for making palimpsests seems to have been largely economic -- reusing parchment was cheaper than preparing new skin. Another motive may have been directed by the desire of Church officials to "convert" pagan Greek script by overlaying it with the word of God. Modern historians, usually more interested in older writings, have employed infra-red and digital enhancement techniques to recover the erased text, often with remarkable results.

Cool related pic award goes to Coffee.

Clever dick award goes to Marcus for his turtle soup scrapings.

Scary lateral thinking award goes to funky and his oompa loompas.

Four-way tie for second place goes to dinz, Smarty, xfox, and beckstra for their definitions, each eerily real-seeming in its way.

The winnah is zenbabe, for making me laugh out loud with her first definition, and cock my head to one side with her second.

zenbabe 03-29-2005 03:53 PM

Oh wow! I never win anything!! Except from lesbian tv shows anyway..ok, new word is:



Gatsby 03-29-2005 04:03 PM

extirpate: verb An antonym of the verb twitterpate, whose root is in the Disney movie Bambi and means to fall madly in love (see also "spring fever"), extirpate is where you get sick of the person and extract yourself from the misery that has become your relationship (see also "good divorce lawyer").

trisherina 03-29-2005 04:13 PM

extirpate (v.): In plastic surgery, the grafting of skin from the testicular sac to the top of the head. Much desired in burn victims who suffered "tonsure" pattern baldness premorbidly, and who seek hair restoration at the crown, however sparse and crinkly.

dinzdale 03-29-2005 04:56 PM

extirpate (v.)
To masturbate while fantasizing about one's former spouse.

Smartypants 03-29-2005 06:06 PM

extirpate - v. To remove toxic solvents from paints or other substances; to remove lead-based paints, for example from the baseboards in tenement housing.

Coffee 03-29-2005 06:19 PM

extirpate Fr. (Ex-tur-pa-TAY).

Denotes the Jumbo size pate package.

Hyakujo's Fox 03-29-2005 11:55 PM

extirpate (adj) without a toupee

sparticle 03-30-2005 12:12 AM

extirpate, to (v.,inf.): The medieval practice of having a faithless lover beheaded in the King's court. The right of extirpation was generally extended only to royalty and members of the royal court, but a commoner could petition for it in extreme cases.

beckstra 03-30-2005 12:17 AM

extirpate: (vb.) -

The exedous of contaminated goose liver through the intestinal tract.

Marcus Bales 03-30-2005 01:37 AM

extirpate - to abuse the exclamation mark, specifically to put more than one exclamation mark at the end of any sentence, in the middle of any sentence, or more than once on any page.

xfox 03-30-2005 02:06 AM

extirpate v.t. - to deny paternity as in Michael Jackson's song, "Billie Jean". -not my child, etc. Living in a world of extirpation.

funkytuba 03-30-2005 05:47 AM

extirpate (adj) of or relating to groups that are christian but not Christian. Those extirpate Catholics and Episcopals don't take the bible literally enough.

Malmal11787 03-30-2005 10:29 PM

extirpate- when a person puzzling up and disappears. the puzzling thing about it is they always take one object with them, such as a lamp or a toothbrush. they vanish into thin air. the object and them are never found.

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