A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERYhandsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=8986 !!!!!!!

That made my day!!!!

Yay! :D

Check out this site www.myspace.com/hurratorpedo!!!

Rune - are these guys for real? This is really a riot!!

http://cia.gov/cia/information/bush.html

eta: I keep going back to look at this... this *really* *is* a page on the CIA's site. Not the Onion. CIA. Central Intelligence Agency.

No wonder. No fckuing wonder. *shakes head*

I wuz gonna make a remark like "Center for Intelligence... like, 'Center of Light', like, those who need light should visit".
'kay. Enough creative editing.

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country." --George W. Bush, Sept. 6, 2004, Poplar Bluff, Mo.

What???? WTFFFFFF!!!

;)

Moron :rolleyes:

Hey George..around here a couple of Drs. tried practicing their love with their women patients. ( 1 pediatrician and 2 ob-gyn's to exact oh! and a dentist ) The are now all in the Big House with girfriends named Bubba or Big Al.

www.jowlers.com

Welcome To Jowlers.com!
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The callers at work today. There must be a full moon. Due to HIPAA regulations, I cannot go into detail. But rest assured, there are some crazy ppl out there.

 

That was last week. I keep track because it's an occupational hazard.

"Pleeze daaaahling, reeeeng for me 27 Cook St, Edwardstown"

"Look, my wife's waiting for me at home and she'll be worried. Can't somebody take me home?"

"I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear"

"Mother will never let me come here again!"

"Tosh!!!!!!!" (WTF?! I dunno)


"Pleeze daaaahling, reeeeng for me............."

"...........Can't somebody take me home?"

"Mother is going to be really angry............."

"I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear, I'll say goodnight now dear............."

FULL

MOON

MAKE

IT

STOP

nothing a train ticket to brisbane wouldn't fix

Exam answer
 

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Holy Cow.

I love the sender of this card !!!!

That was amazing!!! How did they do that?

Tiddly-winks
 

The following episode didn't make me laugh as much as wonder what kind of personal pain would cause such behavior.

There is a local eatery and store I frequent becuse it's so convenient to my house and business. On the weekends, the store is run by teens who often space out, have nasty attitudes or treat you like trash.

Today I went to grab a nice leisurely breakfast, read the paper and chill. The girl at the front counter, Megan, is maybe 17, dresses subtle Goth and rarely smiles, thin and tiny, but cute somehow. She is earnestly engaged in bouncing pennies into the penny holder next to the register. She rarely looks up to acknowledge anything.

I order breakfast, grab a paper and sit down. Megan is bouncing her pennies into the cup as I try to concentrate on the paper. The noise permeates the place like a Vegas coin room. I realize I can't take it. I get my food and say to the waitress, "That is incredibly irritating!" as I point to Megan and her mindless pursuit.

A minute or two later, the noise stops. I am so thankful, maybe more so than on Thanksgiving.

I go to pay, Megan gives me a frosty stare, grabs my money and slams the change on the counter. She's about 4'10" and 85 pounds.

Wicked cute girl, but her attitude erased any cuteness she possessed.

National Post
 

Why you might want to give up going to that place...
 

:rolleyes:

Mmmmmmmmmm, cappucino!

"I'd invite you over to dinner tomorrow night, but I know you're watching your Big Loser show tonight."--my mother

Mothers!!

from a dear friend:

lol! :D

Ja, bigger screws are going to keep the signs from being stolen!

"This set comes already tied with gold ribbon and is ready to be given to that hard-to-buy-for someone on your list or it could be suitable for the office Christmas gift exchange!"

My little Italian grandmother turns 82 on Friday:

Me: Well, I appreciate the money, but don't send that much! Maybe just half?
PeefNonna: Half! You can't get anything for that! I'm sendin' all of it, then you will be able to have a cushion, do what you want w/it.
Me: Well, if you send that much, that's my Christmas gift, then. No more.
PeefNonna: But I already made out the Christmas cards yesterday!
Me: Well, ok. You can send it.
PeefNonna: Yes, that way you'll have it if something comes up.
Me: Yeah, I do have a birthday this week...
PeefNonna: Ok.

*thinks about it*

PeefNonna: *LOUD GASP* DON'T YOU DARE! That money is for you!
Me: *chuckling* Ok. I promise.



**** her! I'm sending her flowers with half that money she is sending me. Big yellow roses, her favorite. :) Either that, or what my flower shop does is, I give them an amount, and tell them to make a big beautiful bouquet out of whatever they've got lying around the shop, make it $X worth. That way it's a different bouquet every time and not some cookie cutter FTD bouquet. My stepmother loves them.

Aw, I had a nonna too !

Hi, Ambo -- long time no see!

Okay, here was my giggle for the day:

Good for you girl. :)