are you saying i've changed my tune?

:eek:

to laugh or to cry ?
 

"Mr. President, with the war in Iraq costing $19,600 per U.S. household, how do you expect a generation of young people such as ourselves, to afford college a time like this, when we're paying for a war in Iraq?"

"Yes. Well - hold on for a minute," Bush said. "Hold on. We can do more than one thing at one time. And when you grow your economy, like we're growing our economy, there is an opportunity to not only protect ourselves, but also to provide more Pell grants than any administration in our nation's history, and increase the student loan program."

There ought to be a thread somewhere in-between the "made you laugh" and "made you slightly irritated" threads.

Perhaps "Post something that made you laugh due to feelings of befuddlement and futility"?

PFP is selling on ebay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/VINTAGE-EIFFEL-T...c mdZViewItem

What that hell was that. Thats not the video I wanted to post. Damn IT>

And here I thought you were just easily amused :p

OMG, that's bee-yoo-tiful!!! Also, I loved this:

Cheney's Travel Demands.

This clip from the Daily Show is priceless. Also check out the link to Bush's top 10 travel demands. LOL!

"Britney Spears is the 'ideal' model for Pro-Life..."

And hey, her hands are 'water-retentive.'

I'm sorry, but I'll be brief - OMG - WTF? (I do not like her.)

WTF

MY HEAD JUST SPUN ROUND BECAUSE THIS SELFISH LITTLE COW COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO GIVE BIRTH BECAUSE SHE WAS "AFRAID OF THE PAIN". SHE HAD HIM CUT OUT OF HER. AND THEN WHINED ABOUT HOW HORRIFIC IT WAS.

HELLO.

I PERSONALLY WOULDN'T GIVE A FLYING FARK HOW SHE CHOSE TO GIVE BIRTH BUT THE FACT IS THE MORE WOMEN WHO PROMOTE SURGICAL BIRTH AS THE EASY OPTION ARE MAKING IT THAT MUCH HARDER FOR THE REST OF US WHO WORK SO HARD TO GIVE WOMEN WHO DO ACTUALLY CARE, A CHOICE IN THE MATTER.

BRITTNEY - THANKS FOR MAKING EVERYTHING JUST THAT LITTLE BIT MORE DIFFICULT FOR ALL OF US WHO GIVE A FARK.

oooh, now tit will be upset that you insulted his true lurve...

:rolleyes:

Dinzdale's judging of the Dictionary Game, bless his ridiculous soul.

^^^HAHA!!!!

I emailed that link to a friend. Her response:

Dean doesn't want me to play with you anymore. You scare him!

THE WINDUP:

My immediate supervisor (not my boss) got a job in a different department. More money, blah blah. So tonight we went to Texas Roadhouse (yes, it is as ghastly as it sounds; no, they do not serve Texas Roadkill) for dinner & drinks to celebrate.

THE PITCH:

My coworker, Rhonda (not her real name) is trying to get pregnant. Has been for over 2 years. My coworker Jane (she loves Jesus. A Lot. She's original 40 Year Old Virgin. Also not her real name) asked her if she had tried eating wheat germ sprinkled on her foods, and Rhonda says yes.

THE HOMERUN:

WITH NO KIND OF SEGUE WHATSOEVER, Jane asks Rhonda what kind of underwear her husband wears.


LOLROFLPIMP



I thought I was going to die. My coworkers know that nothing can really shock me. Rhonda says, "You're blushing!!" I said, "Didn't think it was possible, didja?" she says, "NO!!!"

She then tells us all her husband's medical tests to see why they can't get pregnant cost them $800. So of course, I said, "I would've done it for free!"

This won't be nearly as funny tomorrow when I am sober. :)

I can't wait to hear why his underwear will be the reason for reproducing!!! DRINK COFFEE!! We need to know!!

I guess the reason is, tighty whities can constrict the ol' boys & reduce sperm production. Boxers are better.

But dang, dudes, that was funny.

Hang 'm low, huh? Doesn't temperature also play a factor?

A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!

He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asks his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes" comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?", calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband.

The drunk replies, "Over here on the swing."

ok, so this mate of mine came across the expression 'to do a mulligan'
in a newsweek article. she asked me what it meant, so i looked at
urban dictionary and found.....mulligan

#2 made me laugh

:)

Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes
"Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early. You'll have
to be there for 10-ish".



Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? But I don't even have a
racket."