comunal haikus
 

DIRECTIONS: okay, this is a little more complicated than the other stories. . .a haiku must follow the STRICT structure of syllables being 5-7-5 for the 1st, 2nd and 3rd lines of the haiku. . .here is an example:

i spilled break fluid
lets get some sucking action
and clean this darn floor

in this exercise, posting will be in groups of three--first person will submist one line with 5 syllables, second person will post a somewhat relevant line with 7 syllables, and the third person will finish that particular haiku off with a 5 syllable line. . .then it starts over with the next person and a brand new comunal haiku. . .to make things easier, put a number (1 2 or 3) to state which line we are on. . .

got it? GOOD. . here goes the first line:
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1. life is like baked beans

1. life is like baked beans
2. no good without the brown bread

1. life is like baked beans
2. no good without the brown bread
3. and better with ham.

1. Winter wind burns eyes.

1. Winter wind burns eyes.
2. Tears like gentle freezing rain

1. Winter wind burns eyes.
2. Tears like gentle freezing rain
3. Tongue stuck to flagpole.

1. Friday afternoon

1. Friday afternoon
2. freedom has come closer now

1. Friday afternoon
2. freedom has come closer now
3. we weep with relief

1. So close to Christmas

1. So close to Christmas
2. the turkey shows its power

So close to Christmas
the turkey shows its power:
Stealth ninja attack!

just saw "Bowling for Columbine"
 

From my cold dead hand

From my cold dead hand
Breathes pulsing fire, flame, and ash

1. From my cold dead hand
2. Breathes pulsing fire, flame, and ash
3. just popped a big zit

1. It is not the same

It is not the same
My ass has grown to size twelve

1. It is not the same
2. My ass has grown to size twelve
3. Bigger, happier

1. Cat stares under fridge

1. Cat stares under fridge
2. What tasty morsel is there?

1. Cat stares under fridge
2. What tasty morsel is there?
3. MMMM, moldy meat-fat!

1. Deep purple sunset

1. Deep purple sunset
2. what in hells bells does this mean?

1. Deep purple sunset
2. what in hells bells does this mean?
3. asked the sinking orb

1) Drink another drink

1. Drink another drink
2. Building a beer can temple

1. Drink another drink
2. Building a beer can temple
3. Crap! Does God like Coors?

1. With apples for eyes

1. With apples for eyes
2. I sense the caramel sun

1. With apples for eyes
2. I sense the caramel sun
3. Sugar syrup burns!!!!

1. It's not you, it's me

1. It's not you, it's me
2. Said the silvery space man

1. It's not you, it's me
2. Said the silvery spaceman
3. Smug silver bastard.

1. Now tied up, tied down

1. Now tied up, tied down
2. Mistress Cruel approaches me

1. Now tied up, tied down
2. Mistress Cruel approaches me
3. Now tied down, it's up

1. Rank smelling cat box

1. Rank smelling cat box
2. Reeking stench of catfood poo

1. Rank smelling cat box
2. Reeking stench of catfood poo
3. Ah-ah-ah, AH-CHOO!

1. Light a big cigar