My relationship with you was one of the major formative factors of my personality. But I forgive you.
09-13-2007 08:14 PM
next time I'm going to tell her to kick you to the curb
09-14-2007 12:19 AM
I set you up with the love of your life, and then you abandon me? How could you break my heart like that?
09-18-2007 11:57 AM
You don't need to be afraid. Moms are a moveable feast.
09-18-2007 12:49 PM
i'm going to be late because i had to download something and then i walked out of the room and didn't see the confirmation dialog box and so i only just now clicked "yes" when i really should have been picking up my keys and leaving the house to come pick you up.
but you probably expected this, such is the way of our friendship.
09-19-2007 06:17 AM
For both of you.
Sorry about the yoga, mate. But I am not taking one for the team. "Holding hands" is not a substitute for pain relief.
Yes, I have tried the TP. Every now and again I miss a day because I don't have the time to create the need for TP but you don't care about that.
Fark you both.
09-19-2007 12:18 PM
if you don't stop singing this old commercial to me, i will punch your lights out.
someone else's auntie
09-19-2007 06:14 PM
Oh. God!!! I remember that - damn your husband!!! :mad:
09-20-2007 01:54 PM
stay til she doesn't cry every day.
09-20-2007 05:38 PM
go so she doesn't cry every day
09-21-2007 12:18 PM
Stop squeezing your karmic zits and get on with your life ffs.
Have a tangerine maybe. It's worked before.
09-21-2007 12:34 PM
Stop sqeezing your karmic tangerines and get on with your life ffs.
Have a zit maybe. It's worked before.
09-21-2007 07:04 PM
Hey you. Not you. You.
I'm not avoiding you - I'm forcing you to stop waiting for me. I'm more than happy to restart our friendship, just not if you do that. It puts unfair pressure on me and separates you from the people you need to be with.
09-23-2007 09:32 PM
I miss you already, and I haven't even met you yet.