I'm really sorry. I wish you had fairy godparents instead.

What would I do without you? For those to whom your name is Greek, you're the real pearl of the two of us.

you shouldn't have kissed me. it's really not the time...

your idea of "trail mix" differs greatly from mine.

I long ago stopped expecting either of you to remember.

Your show of cynicism last night made realize how far gone you are. The general contempt you showed for everything that was said during the course of the evening made it pretty obvious to everyone that you have a tortured soul. Everyone was really unimpressed.

Know that I am glad that I managed to respond peacefully to your repeated verbal abuse. I'm also glad that it pissed you off and that you left when you did.

After 15 years of being friends with you I obviously have no sway in the matter, so I really hope you will meet someone or something that will help you change your ways before you become a bitter old man. That moment will be here sooner than you think.


Wake up bonehead. And call me when you do. Not a second sooner though.

I'm trying as hard as I can. Why is that not good enough? We never see each other. Why does it have to be unpleasant?

please hurry and finish so you can come visit me!! :(

I don't think any less of you for it. In fact, I wish you'd do it more often.

one of them was me

You're my favorite.

I was loyal for 9 years..9 years! And you leave me hanging like that? :mad:
Doesn't matter..you're dead to me. Not as dead some of the others, but dead...

:rolleyes:



Psst... I still love ya.

I F-ing love you :)

Together...you and I will rule the world, and the Avenging Narwhal and Avenging Unicorn toys will be our sidekicks. :D

I can't help feeling like you took everything I had and aspired to be and left me the dregs of your life.

Please don't wave it in my face, or at least feel some sympathy.

I did love you, by the way.