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Jack Flanders 11-30-2008 05:20 AM

you have just been informed by the hub that your son has just puked. :( :eek: out.

Hyakujo's Fox 11-30-2008 07:32 AM

you are now falling through space

MoJoRiSin 12-01-2008 01:42 AM

you are now, smiling as I write this: why is life so hard?

lukkucairi 12-01-2008 03:22 AM

you are now giving up on that scan job and going to sleep.

dddrum 12-02-2008 02:35 PM

You are now in Sing Sing.

dddrum 12-02-2008 02:38 PM

You are now in Sing Sing...

dddrum 12-02-2008 02:39 PM

You are now going, "Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"

dddrum 12-03-2008 02:34 PM

You are now cackling foolishly, albeit with glee and with abandon nonetheless, for today at 12:21 EST, you "ran the page," which is a weird little OCD thing you concocted, in which one captures all of the LAST POST flags on page one of the message board.

Pathetic? Yes. Ephemeral? Without a doubt.


BOO YAH!!!!!!!!! :p

lukkucairi 12-04-2008 08:15 PM

you are now using a stick of lit incense to burn a small wart off the inside edge of your left middle finger.


Brynn 12-05-2008 04:45 PM

you are now wishing someone else would figure that thing out for you instead of having to knuckle down and do it yourself.

lukkucairi 12-05-2008 10:39 PM

you are now ready.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-06-2008 03:38 AM

you are now agog.

lukkucairi 12-06-2008 07:59 AM

you are now making your 3,334th post

Bman 12-07-2008 03:12 AM

Now you are:

dddrum 12-07-2008 03:39 AM

You are now realizing that you will henceforth never be able to so much as scratch your nose or adjust your... pocket hanky without first consulting this magical thread for guidance.

You are now feeling the lifting of an enormous weight from your shoulders.

lukkucairi 12-07-2008 04:25 PM

you are now gladly surrendering your will :p

Hyakujo's Fox 12-15-2008 06:00 AM

you are now even though it may not seem that way

lukkucairi 12-15-2008 01:26 PM

you are now flying under your own power

YsaPur EsChomuw 12-15-2008 02:19 PM

you are now dizzy

J.W. 12-15-2008 03:47 PM

You are now keeping it real

monkeyknifightz 12-17-2008 01:00 PM

You are now enterting the Twighlight Zone

lukkucairi 12-17-2008 09:28 PM

you are now feeling the scales fall from your eyes

dddrum 12-20-2008 07:04 AM

You are now looking incredulously down at the carpet.

"Eeeeewww!" you are saying. "Scales!!"

"But HEY... that's some high definition!" you are thinking.

lukkucairi 12-22-2008 12:16 PM

^ :p

you are now suffering from acne.

Brynn 12-22-2008 10:07 PM

you are now turning off the computer, overwhelmed with wonder at the amazing sense of isolation it creates in you.

Hyakujo's Fox 12-23-2008 08:32 AM

you are now a little bit sadder than you were the moment before.

lukkucairi 12-23-2008 09:08 PM

you are now hatching a plot

Frieda 12-24-2008 06:19 AM

you are now sofa king tired

lukkucairi 12-27-2008 07:26 AM

you are now extremely tired having been up all night waiting in a terminal located in the fag-end of a busy floridian airport for your flight in a tiny aircraft back to the country where you were born that you haven't seen in 18 months

Frieda 12-30-2008 05:14 AM

you are now deciding whether you are going to the office today or not

YsaPur EsChomuw 12-30-2008 03:16 PM

you are now appalled by your own indolence

lukkucairi 01-11-2009 07:30 PM

you are now enjoying a heating pad on your feet

Pixie Cherries 01-12-2009 10:19 PM

Listening to the cat scratching at the door to get in right after he scratched at the door to get out.

lukkucairi 01-12-2009 11:53 PM

you are now competently mixing tracks together on your new pacemaker portable DJ system

monkeyknifightz 01-14-2009 04:34 PM

you are now celebrating, you figured out how to go into work 2hours late.

Brynn 01-19-2009 10:46 PM

you are now justifiably elated and inspired for a very good reason

lukkucairi 01-19-2009 10:54 PM

you are now debating whether you want a glass of wine

Anna 01-20-2009 07:21 AM

you are now POTUS

lukkucairi 01-22-2009 11:16 AM

you are now enjoying the color pink

Pixie Cherries 01-23-2009 09:40 PM

Hoping my boss will understand I fell asleep due to cold medicine.

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