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Klynne 12-15-2003 11:26 PM

I've run out of orange juice
i'm thinkin of milking my moose.
Holy shVt what am I thinking?
I think I will start drinking!
And about being very loose

Hyakujo's Fox 12-16-2003 12:47 AM

I've searched all over the planet

zenbabe 12-16-2003 12:48 AM

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet

Hyakujo's Fox 12-16-2003 01:00 AM

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet
that wasn't her name

Coffee 12-16-2003 03:44 PM

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet
that wasn't her name
she tried to hide her fame

Klynne 12-16-2003 10:20 PM

I've searched all over the planet
For this hottie I used to call Janet
that wasn't her name
she tried to hide her fame
til she ran off with another man damn it

(sorry, weak hard to think of words that rhyme with planet, janet)

Hyakujo's Fox 12-17-2003 12:52 AM

Underneath your Christmas tree

ambo 12-17-2003 02:48 AM

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee

Klynne 12-17-2003 07:39 PM

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee
He sits and he squats

zenbabe 12-17-2003 09:21 PM

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee
He sits and he squats
And he quietly plots

Coffee 12-18-2003 02:25 AM

Underneath your Christmas tree
Is a spot my cat would love to pee
He sits and he squats
And he quietly plots
Then does the deed and flees.

ambo 12-18-2003 03:19 AM

seven men in a leaky little boat

Hyakujo's Fox 12-18-2003 05:39 AM

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote

Coffee 12-18-2003 06:58 PM

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote
since there's no land in sight

Klynne 12-18-2003 09:49 PM

seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote
since there's no land in sight
everyone is a little uptight


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