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JudyPatooty 11-05-2002 11:03 AM

communal limericks
 
Basic rules are like those for the communal haiku thread -- each person adds a line.

Let's keep 'em clean folks! But with lots of good word play, because we all know that good word play is excellent foreplay!

Here we go...


There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred

dinzdale 11-05-2002 11:15 AM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

zenbabe 11-05-2002 07:37 PM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

amanda 11-05-2002 10:35 PM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

catbelly 11-05-2002 10:50 PM

1. There was a short-tempered teacher named Fred.

2. Who burst in the classroom and said.

3. I'm so sorry i'm late.

4. But I had a date.

5. She stood me up, thus made me see RED.

dinzdale 11-06-2002 12:06 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze

JudyPatooty 11-06-2002 01:29 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously

dinzdale 11-06-2002 01:38 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills

zenbabe 11-06-2002 03:50 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills

dinzdale 11-06-2002 08:36 PM

1. A daring web-master called Ze
2. Was said to live most dangerously
3. His antics and spills
4. Gave our employers the chills
5. and frightened the life out of me.

JudyPatooty 11-07-2002 02:50 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose

Deviate 11-07-2002 03:16 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose

catbelly 11-07-2002 07:47 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"

beckstra 11-07-2002 08:15 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"

Deviate 11-07-2002 08:20 PM

1. A willingly obstinate goose
2. Was in disagreement with a moose
3. "Who says I am foul?"
4. "Was it that cowardly owl?!?"
5. Said the moose, "Kindly kiss my caboose."

chuckie egg 11-08-2002 06:24 AM

There was a young man called Bob..

Deviate 11-08-2002 12:32 PM

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob

chuckie egg 11-08-2002 01:54 PM

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy

Deviate 11-08-2002 01:57 PM

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy
4. So they blew his knee-cappies

zefrank 11-08-2002 02:25 PM

1. There was a young man called Bob..
2. Who had gambling debts to the mob
3. They weren't very happy
4. So they blew his knee-cappies
5. And now he can't swim: he just bobs

Hamtastica 11-08-2002 05:53 PM

There once was a lady from Brooklyn

Deviate 11-08-2002 05:57 PM

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'

zenbabe 11-08-2002 08:24 PM

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made

amanda 11-09-2002 03:32 AM

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made
4. and served them to her husband, Slade.

dinzdale 11-11-2002 02:00 PM

1. There once was a lady from Brooklyn
2. Who failed her home ec. class in cookin'
3. So TV dinners she made
4. and served them to her husband, Slade.
5. then she, to the hospital, took him.

Deviate 11-11-2002 02:03 PM

(gotta do it)

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket

dinzdale 11-11-2002 02:30 PM

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket

(you started it...)

zenbabe 11-11-2002 04:31 PM

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor

dinzdale 11-12-2002 02:31 PM

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor
4. and begged me for more

AllegroNg 11-12-2002 02:43 PM

1. There once was a girl from Nantucket
2. whose cooter resembled a bucket
3. As she laid on the floor
4. and begged me for more
5. I gave her some corn and she shucked it

Deviate 11-12-2002 02:46 PM

(ak! i'm almost sorry i started it!)

1. Young Jimmy had a dilemma

netflower 11-13-2002 02:52 PM

1. Young Jimmy had a dilemma
2. He lost his pink ferret named Emma,

Deviate 11-13-2002 02:54 PM

1. Young Jimmy had a dilemma
2. He lost his pink ferret named Emma,
3. He went to the street

JudyPatooty 11-13-2002 05:35 PM

1. Young Jimmy had a dilemma
2. He lost his pink ferret named Emma,
3. He went to the street
4. And stood tapping his feet

zenbabe 11-13-2002 05:44 PM

1. Young Jimmy had a dilemma
2. He lost his pink ferret named Emma,
3. He went to the street
4. And stood tapping his feet
5. Then decided to go get an enima

*Ducks and runs away*

scrumpygoat 11-13-2002 09:36 PM

Why pay a buck for a flower?

zenbabe 11-13-2002 09:42 PM

1. why pay a buck for a flower
2. When it is cheaper to just take a shower

AllegroNg 11-13-2002 09:50 PM

1. why pay a buck for a flower
2. When it is cheaper to just take a shower
3. A flower masks odor

JudyPatooty 11-14-2002 06:09 PM

1. why pay a buck for a flower
2. When it is cheaper to just take a shower
3. A flower masks odor
4. which tends to just smolder

dinzdale 11-14-2002 07:28 PM

1. why pay a buck for a flower
2. When it is cheaper to just take a shower
3. A flower masks odor
4. which tends to just smolder
5. and withers and dies in an hour


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