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Marcus Bales 07-27-2007 03:30 PM

Post Something That Made Your Laugh Today
Post something that made you laugh today.

Be sure to note whether it's work-safe or not.

This one's not work-safe.


Funny, though.

Jack Flanders 07-27-2007 05:23 PM

Hahaha!!! "If you love your country.... !"

Tunesmith 07-27-2007 09:27 PM

Tunesmith 07-28-2007 12:18 AM

Buster's School of Magic

Anna 07-28-2007 03:27 AM

Bumbo I

Bumbo II

Jack Flanders 07-28-2007 11:19 AM

HA!! That so made my day brighter!!! Thanks!! :D

Anna 07-28-2007 04:23 PM


Someone sent me a slew of these, I pulled out some of the best. Donít have to be Roman Polanski to know whatís going on and sometimes it just doesnít matter.


craig johnston 07-28-2007 04:38 PM

great anna,
i've forwarded to my polish friend, maybe i can get a translation.
although some don't need it.

Odbe 07-29-2007 06:48 AM

I actually Googled what the time was. And I found it.

Dorkahontas 07-30-2007 12:31 PM

My brother-in-law is from El Salvador, and he recently had to check in to the hospital for lung surgery. The staff at the hospital assumed he didn't speak English (which he does better than most native English speakers), and when they were getting ready to prep him, they told my sister to go into the back with him because they'd need her help. They took him into holding area for surgery patients and the nurse said to my sister, "Tell him to give you his wedding ring, his wallet, his watch, and any other valuables to hold while he's in the OR." My seester turned to her hubby, looked him dead in the eyes and said, "Give me your watch, your wedding ring, your wallet, and any other valuables you have so I can hold them for you while you're in the OR."

They made her go back to the waiting room after that.

randy 07-30-2007 12:33 PM

That is funny ^

Jack Flanders 07-30-2007 01:17 PM

haha!! Was his surgery successful?

auntie aubrey 07-30-2007 01:42 PM


Post Something That Made Your Laugh Today
^ that

Dorkahontas 07-30-2007 02:31 PM


Originally Posted by Jack Flanders (Post 355991)
haha!! Was his surgery successful?

It was, thank heavens. Thank you for asking. He is literally the strongest man I've ever seen. They let him go home a full four days earlier than expected, and he's supposed to take it easy for another 4 weeks or so, but he's doing very well.

Marcus Bales 07-30-2007 03:30 PM

You only think that because you've never seen Dinzdale, 'Hontas -- now there's a guy who's really strong.

Dorkahontas 07-30-2007 04:56 PM

Wow. So our Dinzdale is the Dinzdale of Legendary Guns I've heard tell of? I thought it was just a "his name is my name too" kind of thing...

Marcus Bales 07-30-2007 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by Dorkahontas (Post 356135)
Wow. So our Dinzdale is the Dinzdale of Legendary Guns I've heard tell of? I thought it was just a "his name is my name too" kind of thing...

Legendary GNUS!

You people are all sooooo young.


lukkucairi 07-31-2007 03:57 PM

MoJoRiSin 12-21-2008 02:01 AM


MoJoRiSin 01-26-2009 09:42 PM

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and explained to my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her that we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in the back room. Naturally, several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesnít show me dancing around a pole, rather, itís supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Scarlett Starr (Susanís mother)

treekisser 01-27-2009 01:40 PM

Very cute! Thanks for the laugh, Mo.

Brynn 02-02-2009 01:10 AM

yes, that's pretty funny I agree :D

Frieda 02-02-2009 07:44 AM

^^^ :D thanks mo, that's a good laugh :D

Odbe 02-23-2009 03:52 AM

Today I saw a cockatoo clinging onto a tree in strong winds, it was like this

except that it was a cockatoo
and yelling like a grumpy old man
only louder

MoJoRiSin 02-24-2009 10:03 PM

"It is easy to overlook this thought that life just is. As humans we are inclined to feel that life must have a point. We have plans and aspirations and desires. We want to take constant advantage of the intoxicating existence we've been endowed with. But what's life to a lichen? Yet its impulse to exist, to be , is every bit as strong as ours-arguably even stronger. If I were told that I had to spend decades being a furry growth on a rock in the woods, I believe I would lose the will to go on. Lichens don't. Like virtually all living things, they will suffer any hardship, endure any insult, for a moment's additions existence. Life, in short just wants to be." ~Bill Bryson

monkeyknifightz 04-29-2009 01:50 PM

Scarlett Starr, Home Depot's Miss Janurary

MoJoRiSin 04-29-2009 07:09 PM

^ thank you monkey knife
that'a great one : ) :) : )

Bman 04-29-2009 11:52 PM


"And in the third act, he has to fight a giant spider"

Anna 05-05-2009 08:02 PM


Hyakujo's Fox 05-15-2009 12:05 AM

Just listen to the first 30 seconds to get the gist of the show, then go to 46:30 for a special treat.


madasacutsnake 05-15-2009 10:04 AM

He's alive! Praise God, he's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!

brightpearl 05-15-2009 10:21 AM

^What, is that THE Ron, then? I only barely even know about him...

Mercury's in retrograde. Maybe that's got something to do with it.

Frieda 05-15-2009 10:47 AM

it`s him! it`s him! ooh!!

madasacutsnake 05-15-2009 07:40 PM

Well unless there's another Canadian retired teacher living in Georgetown, Tasmania who also obsesses over it being the oldest "town" in Australia.......

Frieda 05-15-2009 09:48 PM

someone else that has lived in 37 places, yeah, could be possible. i guess you have a point. :D :rolleyes:


did the hfox just happen to listen to this radio show or what? what are the odds?? i'm getting a lottery ticket tomorrow!

madasacutsnake 05-16-2009 12:11 AM


Originally Posted by Frieda (Post 411052)
did the hfox just happen to listen to this radio show or what? what are the odds?? i'm getting a lottery ticket tomorrow!

He did! Total freak chance. Emphasis on the freak.

Hyakujo's Fox 05-16-2009 02:17 AM

yeah, just fluked it, wasn't really listening but caught "George Town, the oldest town..." and thought there's only one man I know who introduces himself like that.

trisherina 05-16-2009 11:38 AM

Cross media attention whoring -- somebody, somewhere, is preparing a white paper on this. Quite possibly Ron himself.

Odbe 05-17-2009 03:42 AM

Wow, it IS him, it matches his bio. What's the chances? :D
I sometimes listen to Life Matters but I didn't catch it on Friday. Nice one, Hfox!

MoJoRiSin 05-19-2009 10:12 PM


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