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brightpearl 09-04-2007 03:45 PM

much pun to be had
 
The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability. ~Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia, 1849

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. ~Fred Allen

brightpearl 09-04-2007 03:45 PM

red herringbone

brightpearl 09-04-2007 03:56 PM

i've been feeling eggy all day

Earthling 09-04-2007 05:36 PM


:rolleyes:

Marcus Bales 09-09-2007 11:47 AM

I've posted ten puns to the Zefrank board over these last few months in the hopes that one of my puns would make Brightpearl's Top Ten Posts list.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

brightpearl 06-23-2010 10:42 AM

I said LEMON cake.
:mad:

Marcus Bales 06-24-2010 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 423395)

Isn't that Jack Lemon?

brightpearl 06-25-2010 03:44 PM

(^Marie Antoinette had the last laugh.)

I used to love this band...especially that one song, "Id There Anybody Out There?"

Brynn 09-15-2010 03:44 PM



Once you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Marcus Bales 10-26-2010 05:59 PM

A woman had twins but had to give them up for adoption. Later in life they each separately found her, first Amal, who had been adopted by an Islamic family in Indonesia, and then Juan, who had gone to a family in Spain. Juan found her and her husband first on Facebook, though. They looked at his photos on his Facebook page with amazement. Later, though, when Amal friended her, she called out to her husband "Come see!" but he declined. "Why?" she asked.

"Because," he replied, "they're twins -- and when you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."

Bman 10-26-2010 10:26 PM

I tried to sit through Judas Maccabaeus but I just couldn't Handel it.

YsaPur EsChomuw 10-30-2010 11:34 AM

A chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog walk into a bar for a drink. A great-looking female collie comes up to them and says: Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.

So the Doberman says: I love liver and cheese.
The collie replies: Thatís not good enough.

The bulldog says: I hate liver and cheese.
The collie says: Thatís not creative enough.

Finally, the chihuahua yaps: Liver alone Ö cheese mine.

Hyakujo's Fox 05-31-2012 04:57 AM

He did regret eating that dead antelope while in Africa, but that was just his carrion baggage.


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