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Smartypants 04-19-2004 11:05 PM

Spart:

Judging from this and previous stories, I think it's time for you to mount web cams throughout the house!

;)

nycwriters 04-19-2004 11:06 PM

Oh man, I owe Sparticle a beer now. She just made me laugh so hard after a particularly busy and stressful night.

sparticle 04-19-2004 11:06 PM

ROFL! Even if not, it might be the best possible way to prevent anything else happening! The old watched pot syndrome, y'know. ;)

sparticle 04-19-2004 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nycwriters
Oh man, I owe Sparticle a beer now. She just made me laugh so hard after a particularly busy and stressful night.
Heh heh -- pour it for yourself and enjoy! :)

AllegroNg 04-20-2004 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sparticle
I'm probably about a fi'tty-cent cab ride from the HaHa Hotel for laughing about all this, but you had to be there. Key-rist, what a sight! :D
!!!!!!

lapietra 04-20-2004 04:38 PM

Dinz getting mad at my "cheap noxx attempt". :p

Frieda 04-20-2004 04:50 PM

someone posted a thread called

"I NEED GERMANS"

that, added to my recent germany adventure, is hilarious. can't help it.. :D HAHAHA!!

Audreyvgs 04-21-2004 11:11 PM

an actual real time quote. 5 minutes ago, Bink finishes his bath, dries off and crawls in the big bed.

Nico comes in and says, "Get the Flock out of my bed!" and the Bink says, "But dad, I need some underplants!"

AllegroNg 04-21-2004 11:39 PM

It's funny I swear!

AllegroNg (7:36:09 PM): =-O
ViolinGoddessNo1 (7:36:10 PM): gosh i feel terrible
AllegroNg (7:36:17 PM): sheesh. he needs to aks someone
ViolinGoddessNo1 (7:36:21 PM): ?
ViolinGoddessNo1 (7:36:23 PM): ask who?
ViolinGoddessNo1 (7:36:24 PM): what?
AllegroNg (7:36:26 PM): lol
AllegroNg (7:36:57 PM): nevermiiiind you're sooo not ghetto

Not so much? Mmkay. Here:

Did you hear about the 80-pound guy with the 40-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts"

Audreyvgs 04-22-2004 01:26 AM

aaaarrrrggh

Frieda 04-22-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AllegroNg

A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts"

:D ok this is really funny :D

Spicy Jack 04-22-2004 08:06 PM

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?

AARRRRGGHyle!

Frieda 04-22-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spicy Jack
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?

AARRRRGGHyle!

i don't get it

Spicy Jack 04-22-2004 08:57 PM

argyle socks? plaid patterend socks. ...ARG!, like a pirate...

ARGyle.

Oh well.

Frieda 04-22-2004 09:22 PM

ah, must be the language barrier then.. haha.. sorry!

rapscalious rob 04-22-2004 10:06 PM

I didnít get it either. Maybe I should be taking ESL classes.

I liked that first pirate joke. I have committed it to memory.

Audreyvgs 04-22-2004 10:12 PM

I know! I told it tonight, and everybody laughed, and I ws surprised! Its better when you tell it!

Spicy Jack 04-23-2004 01:32 PM

ARGYLE!!! Get it...Argyle!

nevermind.

Audreyvgs 04-23-2004 01:47 PM

as in AAARGHHHH you scurvy dog!!!

Spicy Jack 04-23-2004 01:53 PM

I made me laugh today. The coffee affected me pretty hard and I was dancing in my office, alone, and I got a kick out of it.

Avalon 04-23-2004 01:56 PM

can this be true??? hahahaha This is what I got when I googled scurvy dogs

the logo says: Pirates are the new monkeys.

Spicy Jack 04-23-2004 02:47 PM



I'm not giving up.

nycwriters 04-23-2004 03:52 PM

Emma cracks me up when she sits on my chair like this:


Avalon 04-27-2004 11:59 AM

Okay. 4 girls, ages 7,6,4 and 2.
The 6 year old comes home from school with a book she wrote about her family. One page states:

My sister is dumb.
the 4 year old is nice.
the 2 year old is my favorite.

The 7 year old walks over, and very seriously asks: So who is the dumb sister??!!??
:D I didn't have the heart to tell her..but you bet that the 6 year old did lol.

Spicy Jack 04-27-2004 01:32 PM

Auds post in the UN-PC Easter thread! Good Lord! I was rolling!

Clytie 04-28-2004 01:10 AM


lapietra 04-28-2004 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clytie

AWWWWW!!!!! :D

*runs out to buy Pop Tarts*

priceyfatprude 04-28-2004 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Clytie

What does the M on the forehead stand for?

Malfador?

Mufasssa?

Clytie 04-28-2004 01:20 AM

i was kinda concerned...what kinda poptarts are they making these days...i thot that only happend in japan!

sparticle 04-28-2004 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
What does the M on the forehead stand for?

Malfador?

Mufasssa?

Mephistopheles! :cool:

Clytie 04-28-2004 01:21 AM

mmmmMMMmmm as in yuM!

priceyfatprude 04-28-2004 01:25 AM

You like to eat kitten?


(I have to be pervy b/c our resident pervs are not here)

Welcome to the ZeMonkey Circus, Clytie. Would you like something to drink?

Clytie 04-28-2004 01:26 AM

hey thanx...love this place already...

I dun eat cat...but some do...

sparticle 04-28-2004 01:41 AM

Welcome, Clytie! :)

dinzdale 04-28-2004 01:43 AM

Is it "Cleye-Tea" or "Clitty" ?


Just wondered.....

priceyfatprude 04-28-2004 01:51 AM

I knew you'd show up if I apologized for the pervs not being present.

It's like saying Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

sparticle 04-28-2004 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale
Is it "Cleye-Tea" or "Clitty" ?


Just wondered.....

Christ on a cracker -- trust you....

dinzdale 04-28-2004 01:59 AM

Oh and YOU didnt wonder about that?

:rolleyes:

Holier than thou's underpants. :)

sparticle 04-28-2004 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dinzdale


Holier than thou's underpants. :)

That'd be hard to do...

:D

priceyfatprude 04-28-2004 02:20 AM

*waits for photoshopped pic of JT in tighty whities to show up*


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