This is the thread where everyone is random.
 

The finger nail on my left middle finger is not only longer than the rest of my fingernails altogether, it is extrEEmly long.

Apple juice smells like baby pee.

Eating Thin Mints in a smoky room makes everything smell like pot.

i'm still having thoughts of billy elliot dancing.......

hmmmmm, thought Peg was trying to tell me something. Had to re-read the thread....

They always try to make dog food look good to humans in the commercials...like you'll see it and and say "Damn! That looks good. I bet Fido wants some of that!"

Boop boop boo
Voodle-a rack-a-sackey
Boop boop boo
Voodle-a rack-a-sackey
Boop boop boo . . .

And they swam and they swam right over the dam

I have no idea where my butt is.

the way this stuffed ostrich is sitting it looks like its left leg is missing.

i think green being the symbolic colour of nature must be saddening to all the other colours that work very hard to perpetuate nature's plan.

i think my right nostril is rebeling against me.

-st.

My cat sat in something greasy.
I just let him lick milk out of the palm of my hand. It felt nice. :)

Of course I cant check it!

I need a guitar.

Now for pudding, chips and gravy.

what the **** am I going to buy her for her birthday?

who's her?

(or was this random too?)

How many dates does it take to fill a bowl?

why don't these cola cubes have that squidgy stuff in the middle? Dissappointment...