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dinzdale 01-04-2005 09:04 PM

I got a letter from a solicitor once headed by "Brenner & Crotch".

I always wondered how a person goes through life called Mr Crotch.

Aphrodite 01-04-2005 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dinzdale
I got a letter from a solicitor once headed by "Brenner & Crotch".

I always wondered how a person goes through life called Mr Crotch.

I bet his wife kept her maiden name.

rmr 01-04-2005 10:02 PM

^^ why would you say that -- i'd love to be mrs crotch

dinzdale 01-04-2005 10:03 PM

Another one, Mrs D#1 told me was that she had a note to call "Mr Donger".

She dialled the number and asked for "Mr Don-jay" to which he very abruptly replied..."That's Dongah young lady!"

:confused:

Large Marge 01-05-2005 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by dinzdale
Another one, Mrs D#1 told me was that she had a note to call "Mr Donger".

She dialled the number and asked for "Mr Don-jay" to which he very abruptly replied..."That's Dongah young lady!"

:confused:


I went to school with an Erma Futtbucker.

priceyfatprude 01-05-2005 03:51 AM

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And that's not what I posted ....
heheheheeeeeeenosenseofhumor

Large Marge 01-05-2005 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by priceyfatprude
heheheheeeeeeenosenseofhumor

I never said I didn't think it was funny. :D

heheheheheheeeeeeeee22andthinksshesthecenteroftheu niverse

priceyfatprude 01-05-2005 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Large Marge
I never said I didn't think it was funny. :D

heheheheheheeeeeeeee22andthinksshesthecenteroftheu niverse

I love that you think I'm 22.

I'll be the center of your universe, baby. ;)

Large Marge 01-05-2005 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by priceyfatprude
I love that you think I'm 22.

I'll be the center of your universe, baby. ;)


Was I off by a year or two? My bad.

You ARE the center of my universe. I have a life-size poster of you hanging over my bed.

I've saved every post you've ever written on my desktop in a folder called "my Love."

I'm going to name my first-born child, Pricey.

priceyfatprude 01-05-2005 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Large Marge
Was I off by a year or two? My bad.

You ARE the center of my universe. I have a life-size poster of you hanging over my bed.

I've saved every post you've ever written on my desktop in a folder called "my Love."

I'm going to name my first-born child, Pricey.

Attagirl. That's my Margie. :D

Large Marge 01-09-2005 08:30 AM


madasacutsnake 01-10-2005 08:54 AM

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i'm very happy to be an american -- it feels so good to know that no other country has any generalizations about us!!
...........

madasacutsnake 01-14-2005 11:46 PM

Mr A sitting by the front door with his dink out just as visitors arrived.

Snake: "Put your penis away, Mr A"

Mr A (LOUDLY): "It's not a penis, it's a c*ck!"

sparticle 01-15-2005 12:02 AM

Along with some negative rep I received for posting in the "i'm really upset" thread:

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now what? - "competitive bathroom decor" pics???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sheesh! Somebody's infuriated by my bathtub!

melissa 01-15-2005 12:11 AM

That's really funny, Spart!!


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