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ebayjughead 07-01-2008 11:21 PM

In hell you itch badly. Everywhere. Gradually, you come to understand pain is itch with the safety on.

trisherina 07-02-2008 02:47 AM

In hell, someone else always chooses what music you get to listen to.

Marcus Bales 07-02-2008 08:18 AM

In hell like wow dude all the conversation is like about you know indie rock bands

YsaPur EsChomuw 07-02-2008 08:47 AM

In hell, every time you bite into your food, it bites back. When you walk around with your mouth still bleeding, everyone knows you've been eating and frown in deprecation.

brightpearl 07-02-2008 01:40 PM

In hell, there is a little bit of cream of mushroom soup in absolutely everything.

treekisser 07-02-2008 03:41 PM

Hell is just a bowl of cherrypits.

lukkucairi 07-03-2008 03:14 PM

in hell, your butt is always cold.

trisherina 07-03-2008 08:17 PM

In hell children swarm all over the tennis courts while you're trying to play.

Marcus Bales 07-03-2008 11:39 PM

In hell the adults keep hitting you with tennis rackets when you're trying to play your own kids' games.

YsaPur EsChomuw 07-03-2008 11:44 PM

In hell, things, even whole streets shift or swap places at night, so you can't find them in the morning and you lose your way around town. Perpetually.

lukkucairi 07-03-2008 11:54 PM

in hell, you're always in Lander, Wyoming

Brynn 07-08-2008 06:42 PM

In hell, it's impossible to finish a crossword puzzle.

Odbe 07-09-2008 12:14 AM

In hell, you always discovered a doubled-up number when you're almost finished the sudoku.

clubsamwich 07-09-2008 01:32 AM

In hell, the letter u pieces are always missing from Scrabble

trisherina 07-09-2008 01:42 AM

In hell there are no forebrains.


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