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Klynne 12-16-2003 09:28 AM

You must have failed the mandatory sexual harrassment course

funkytuba 12-16-2003 01:34 PM

Spouses and families are not invited to the company christmas party.

Makes me wonder what they've got in store...

rmr 12-16-2003 03:01 PM

this from a friend of mine who is a social worker and works at a group home....................

"I INVENTED ELECTRICITY AND SOMEBODY OWES ME SOME GOD DAMN MONEY"

priceyfatprude 12-16-2003 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkytuba
Spouses and families are not invited to the company christmas party.

Makes me wonder what they've got in store...

Hookers for everyone! hahahahahahaha

Here's mine:


"Since we're in a different department this year, your Christmas present is lunch w/Russ."

zenbabe 12-16-2003 10:50 PM

our holiday party is going to be January 30th this year, and on a boat so people can't leave after they give out the door prizes...

beckstra 12-17-2003 01:02 AM

Special Instructions on a customer's security account in case of PD dispatch:

Notify PD that the husband sleeps in the walk-in closet of the master bedroom.

laughingbuddha 12-17-2003 12:29 PM

"Mom had called."

this had me laughing. A guy telling a girl this... a girl he is hitting on

malina 12-17-2003 12:39 PM

... he saw an opportunity to establish his priorities! :p

laughingbuddha 12-17-2003 12:43 PM

I've heard a lot of talk in my time...

red 12-17-2003 02:01 PM

"…don't worry he's just Canadian…"

madasacutsnake 11-17-2006 06:18 AM

Old lady number one: "Help!"

Old lady number two: "Help!"

Old lady number three: "Help!"

Old lady number four: "Fark them all, help ME!"

Brynn 11-20-2006 12:04 AM

Overheard - the eccentric, absent-minded receptionist to a harried paralegal:

"I think you're just about the nicest person I've ever met...but I'm going to have to think about that a little more."

"Oh. Thanks. I think"

priceyfatprude 11-20-2006 12:30 AM

Two girls I work with got their tongues pierced a few weeks ago. One of the coworkers at the one girl's part time job said:


"I know why you girls want to get your tongues pierced. I've been married for 39 years, you know what I do? Stick a Jolly Rancher in your mouth first, then go to town!"

conversation evolves into:

"You mean you never put something in your mouth first?"

"No. Well maybe some Pop Rocks. "

^^her new nickname is Pop Rocks.

Brynn 11-20-2006 12:46 AM

:D

Frieda 09-19-2007 07:01 PM

two guys talking further down the hall in the cubicle jungle

> hey, new pair of jeans? nice!
< yeah, thanks, the wallet doesnt fit in the back pocket though. and it looks kinda weird to put it in the front!
> well, that would make you look metrosexual. actually, you already are looking quite metro today
< ...
> really nice pants!


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