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Bman 04-30-2007 11:21 AM

The most unlikely contests
 
Inspired by:

Quote:

Originally Posted by croatiansnstion (Post 340770)
diarrhea contest conductor

from the most unlikely jobs thread

zero 04-30-2007 12:21 PM

target chocolate biscuitry

zero 04-30-2007 12:22 PM

long distance brussel sprouting

zero 04-30-2007 12:23 PM

pea-making

zero 04-30-2007 12:24 PM

arse dragging

zero 04-30-2007 12:25 PM

lame ness

zero 04-30-2007 12:25 PM

underwater tassle teasing

zero 04-30-2007 12:26 PM

strem bowling

zero 04-30-2007 12:27 PM

bahoochie wobbling

zero 04-30-2007 12:30 PM

throwing in the towel

zero 04-30-2007 12:31 PM

jumping for joy

zero 04-30-2007 12:34 PM

sun stroking mixed doubles

zero 04-30-2007 12:44 PM

interest holding

zero 04-30-2007 12:45 PM

foot dangling

zero 04-30-2007 12:51 PM

bulletin board attention seeking

zero 04-30-2007 12:54 PM

swiss rolling

DiggerDude 04-30-2007 12:55 PM

face punching

zero 04-30-2007 01:00 PM

voting with your feet

DiggerDude 04-30-2007 01:02 PM

continent hunting

zero 04-30-2007 01:03 PM

outdoor morning ablutions

DiggerDude 04-30-2007 01:07 PM

Extreme knitting.

zero 04-30-2007 01:14 PM

10000m running like a girl

zero 04-30-2007 01:16 PM

skipping breakfast

zero 04-30-2007 01:16 PM

apologising

zero 04-30-2007 01:18 PM

checking the mail

zero 04-30-2007 01:23 PM

giraffe showjumping

zero 04-30-2007 01:29 PM

downcasting

zero 04-30-2007 01:30 PM

underwear-colour guessing

Tunesmith 04-30-2007 01:41 PM

I can see we're in need of distraction, zero ;)

"Design a Hankie" competition

Tunesmith 04-30-2007 01:59 PM

bowtie pasta crimping

Tunesmith 04-30-2007 02:00 PM

toilet ornamentation

daverbee 04-30-2007 02:19 PM

Poo Sculpturing

Tunesmith 04-30-2007 02:40 PM

Bowling for gerbils

brightpearl 04-30-2007 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zero (Post 340957)
10000m running like a girl

:D :D
This thread reminds me of Python's summarize Proust competition sketch.


Amateur banana weaving

Tunesmith 04-30-2007 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 340979)
:D :D
This thread reminds me of Python's summarize Proust competition sketch.

I considered posting:

Marathon for the Incontinent
and
200m freestyle for non-swimmers

But I thought the better of it :D

DiggerDude 04-30-2007 06:20 PM

International philosophy

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Okay I'm a noob how do you embed youtube videos?

brightpearl 05-01-2007 08:09 AM

^I can't figure that out, either. :confused:



Balcony Modeling

T.I.P. 05-01-2007 08:18 AM

bible reading

Tunesmith 05-01-2007 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DiggerDude (Post 340990)
International philosophy

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Okay I'm a noob how do you embed youtube videos?

OMG! is that the soccer match between the Greek and German philosophers?!

i LOVE that! :D

daverbee 05-03-2007 01:32 PM

100 Mile Egg Rolling Race


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