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Satan 08-14-2004 08:42 PM

THE GOOD VERSUS EVIL DEBATE
 
EVIL IS GOOD AND GOOD IS EVIL. TO HELL WITH YOUR MORALS, FOOLS, I AM THE DEVIL.

HA HA HA HA HA!

masterofNone 08-14-2004 08:52 PM

only a loser would allow a situation where his very existence is predicated on the existence of his opponent.

Satan 08-14-2004 08:55 PM

GOOD IS PREDICATED ON THE EXISTENCE OF EVIL

Satan 08-14-2004 08:58 PM

LOSING IS GOOD AND WINNING IS BAD, UNLESS WINNING BENEFITS ME DIRECTLY

Satan 08-14-2004 09:00 PM

ALL IMMORTAL BEINGS MUST USE ALL-CAPS. IT IS THE LAW!

God 08-14-2004 09:17 PM

LUCY... YOU ALWAYS WERE A BLOWHARD.
I'M TRYING TO HAVE A QUIET WEEKEND. DO YOU MIND?
WE CAN RESUME THE DEBATE LATER.

masterofNone 08-14-2004 09:29 PM

hey god, while you're here i have a question for you that's been bugging people for a long time. being all powerful and all, can you make a rock so heavy that even you can't lift it?

God 08-14-2004 09:45 PM

THIS IS SOMETHING OF A HOBBY OF MINE.
I HAVE SIDESTEPPED THAT WHOLE MATTER ENTIRELY AND HAVE INSTEAD CREATED A PIECE OF PAPER LARGE ENOUGH TO COVER THE ROCK.
TO BE HONEST, I'D RATHER NOT KNOW. (I KNOW TOO MUCH AS IT IS.)

masterofNone 08-15-2004 04:05 AM

another dodge. please.

trisherina 08-15-2004 05:21 AM

just wondering

Santa 08-15-2004 01:09 PM

HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

masterofNone 08-15-2004 01:12 PM

hey. where's my rock'em sock'em robots ya dead beat?

Santa 08-15-2004 01:22 PM

HO HO HO CHRISTMAS IS NOT ABOUT ROCK'EM SOCK'EM ROBOTS IT IS ABOUT CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF ME AND WHILE IM HERE REMEMBER TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES AND DRINK COCA-COLA HO HO HO

God 08-15-2004 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by trisherina
just wondering

MORTALS MAKE MANY RULES FOR THEMSELVES TO GOVERN THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH EACH OTHER. THE RULES SEEM TO CHANGE OVER TIME. SOMETIMES I CAN'T KEEP UP.
I SET UP THE UNIVERSE SO THAT, IF A SINGLE RULE WAS FOLLOWED, THERE WOULD BE LITTLE CONFLICT. IT IS AMUSING TO NOTE THAT MORTALS SEEM TO HAVE SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH SIMPLY TREATING EACH OTHER WELL.
NO ONE AND NOTHING IS DISCARDED. ALL ARE PART OF ME. I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN, ALL MY CREATION.
BE AT PEACE.

madasacutsnake 08-16-2004 08:15 AM

You piss me off God.

Hyakujo's Fox 08-16-2004 10:04 PM

Yeah! That God's always acting so high and mighty...

Clytie 08-17-2004 01:52 PM

god

you always post in big blue letters that hurt my eyes...other than that i have no complaints
i *heart* god!

trisherina 08-17-2004 02:53 PM

Thanks for clearing that up, god. Hang in there.

Satan 08-19-2004 06:57 AM

THIS DEBATE IS STUPID. I LIKE YOUR USE OF THE WORD “MERETRICIOUS,” TRISHERINA. VERY CLEVER. IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE WORDS.

lapietra 08-19-2004 09:13 AM

Hi Satan -

God said he's busy right now but if you want to leave a message he'll get back to you as soon as he can. And that you should have a nice day.

Oh - and he asked if you could refrain from destroying anything else here for a little while - he's trying to focus on another planet kind of far from here and you're distracting him. He hopes you understand.

One more thing - he wanted to specially ask you to stop confusing the Pope. He said you'd know what he meant.

'kay. That's all.

Saxifrage 08-19-2004 12:27 PM

Is it true that God and the Devil are actually the same person? That you just play the devil when you're in a bad mood?

red 08-19-2004 03:53 PM

good article Trisherina

trisherina 08-19-2004 04:28 PM

The two fellows who created the "losingmyreligion.com" site have a lot of courage, I think.

I am not surprised you would like meretricious, Satan. You sorta put the trish in meretricious, after all.


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