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venusupnorth 06-12-2005 01:42 PM

Where have all the boot boys gone?

Black coffee before I help Torfi move his stuff

craig johnston 06-12-2005 03:01 PM

can i get you anything venus?

if you're offering, i'll take two.

NimbleMarmoset 06-12-2005 10:40 PM

i have aspririn plain or aspirin w/codeine (#3 :D )

is it something i said?

Brynn 06-12-2005 11:50 PM

Do you think it's a good idea to pick a fight with a mama grizzly bear?

It pinches a lot, but it's a great way to advertise.

xfox 06-13-2005 12:17 AM

Do you really think you can see better into the supermarket freezer by holding the door open?

Right over here, on this nest egg.

Brynn 06-13-2005 12:28 AM

Where would you like me to lay this two-ton mortgage?

Go ahead, but somebody's going to see you.

lapietra 06-13-2005 01:13 AM

I'm thinking of streaking across the stage on the opening night of "Tosca" at the Met - what do you say?

Half a banana peel, a pink highlighter, and a scrap of parchment.

venusupnorth 06-13-2005 01:35 AM


xfox 06-13-2005 04:20 AM

Isn't the Met on the right coast?

There's no extra charge, and it's so perfect for you!

craig johnston 06-13-2005 08:40 AM

should i take this massage as offered on the back pages of
hot asian chix magazine?

i think it's because he was ignored by his father, but spoilt by his
mother. he sees penises as kind of unattainable wish fulfillment
objects which he must draw and publicise at every opportunity.

Brynn 06-21-2005 05:42 AM

Doctor, it's 1963 and you've been a school psych counselor for some time now - can you tell us why little Georgie Bush is starting fights in class and drawing these inappropriate pictures all the time?

He found them in the street and decided to just give them to us.

craig johnston 06-21-2005 08:45 AM

so, you're blaming your dear old grandfather for your priceless collection of asiatic erotica brynn?

anything long and dangly.

skip intro 06-30-2005 02:58 PM

what do you like to eat for breakfast?

two summersaults and a back flip.

Brynn 06-30-2005 09:24 PM

How do you make an entrance at a party, Skip?

As soon as the roof gets fixed.

venusupnorth 06-30-2005 09:30 PM

When will we make love again my dear?

It puts up with it!

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