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lostsadie 05-06-2007 10:57 AM

So when will you be having that leg removed?

It looks better on my sister...but I had to have something!

OneDolphin 05-06-2007 11:10 AM

What did Grandpa do with Granma's old Easter Bonnet???

I missed the sign

mugen 05-06-2007 11:59 AM

Weren't we going to Asia?

mugen 05-06-2007 12:01 PM

It's a device designed to annoy hobbits.

Veruki 05-06-2007 05:30 PM

Is that some kind of fruit jam squirter?

No silly, of course it's a mammal!

trisherina 05-07-2007 12:50 AM

Does your dog bite lay eggs?

That is not my dog.

craig johnston 05-07-2007 04:03 AM

what did your shrink tell you to repeat to yourself
every time you meet your boss?

covered in lashings of marmite.

Hyakujo's Fox 05-07-2007 08:04 AM

How do you think you will be remembered, cj?

No, there's a old green umbrella under the stairs.

craig johnston 05-07-2007 02:27 PM

do you use condoms?

a sparkling vision of loveliness.

Brynn 05-07-2007 09:31 PM

What did your teacher call you in fifth grade?

It just needs one more leg, that's all.

Anna 05-07-2007 09:43 PM

do you have everything for the three-legged race?

it'll clear that thing right up!

harrier 05-08-2007 07:36 PM

What would free kittens do for the iraq war?

Its about 72 with a banana.

craig johnston 05-10-2007 10:59 AM

how many phallic objects can you see right now?

contort yourself!

Bman 05-10-2007 11:55 AM

How could I possibly hide in this box of poptarts?

In my morning smoothie

Veruki 05-10-2007 01:58 PM

Where did those painkillers I left on the counter go?

it's four inches to the left.

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