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T.I.P. 09-17-2007 03:11 PM

Why on earth did you call a plumber and a nurse in here yesterday ?

Those are just starters. Wait until you see the main course !

Earthling 09-17-2007 05:25 PM

When your girlfriend caught a glimpse of you mooning the mayor, what did you say?

Take me to your leader.;)

funkytuba 09-18-2007 01:38 PM

I know they say that he's much more likeable when you meet him in person, but are you sure you want to go through with this?...meeting George, I mean...

too many puppies

brightpearl 09-18-2007 03:32 PM

What do you think of this trail mix?

It's better on crackers.

craig johnston 09-18-2007 06:40 PM

cheese on a concrete slab?

that is an impertinent question!

Earthling 09-18-2007 11:35 PM

If someone grabs your butt once, you've been 'goosed', but if they do it a second time, have you been 'geesed'?

Sorry, I don't kiss and tell.

funkytuba 09-19-2007 02:26 AM

How'd your Gene Simmons tongue stretching session go?

To be continued.....

Veruki 09-19-2007 01:00 PM

what happens now?

just make the stinging go away.

funkytuba 09-19-2007 01:45 PM

So, critics and audiences have panned the recent reunion tour of The Police. Do you have any reaction?

sesame-encrusted and packed with antioxidants

Hyakujo's Fox 09-19-2007 09:43 PM

How did you come up after last night's red wine and cracker bender?


funkytuba 09-20-2007 03:36 PM

Had you heard that Swiper was acquitted of stealing the bananas on a technicality?

It smells... odd.

seebe 09-20-2007 03:48 PM

Being the great contortionist you are, can you describe one thing about your butt for us?

You have some splainin' to do Lucy.

craig johnston 09-20-2007 04:23 PM

oh no! i been 'splainin all day long. don't telll me i got more
'splainin to do missee seebe!

you are implying something which i did not say.

seebe 09-23-2007 12:32 PM

Soooo, did I hear right, that you buy shoes 3 times bigger than your actual foot size?

Random kindness.

funkytuba 09-24-2007 03:11 PM

What did the police report say that you claimed to be practicing acts of?

A crooked picture of your mother on the bathroom wall.

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