weissenflatz, would you prefer $1000 dollars or the next answer?


It's an autographed picture of David Hasselhoff!

What did you win at the White Elephant raffle?

It is in the desk drawer.

Where's the key to the desk drawer?



You can keep it.

Where's grandma's defibrillator?

My memory is full.

Got anywhere I can keep this virtual taco?

It just keeps going and going and going...

Any thoughts on the Thread Killers thread?

An amazing amount of toothpaste and turtle wax.

How did you get Dinz so nice and shiney?

I baked them myself.

Are they really your buns?



slowly but Shirley.

Whats an alternative to the phrase "Laverne without haste"?



Your mother, your uncle, four of your cousins and your grandmother's chiahuahua.

Guess who is staying in your room when they come to visit?

A lemming farm.

what is in your sock this very instant?



a very horny jrocker sex slave.

What did Agent come to the party dressed as?



a lemon entry my dear Watson.

What did Sherlock Holmes reply when Dr. Watson asked which entrance he should use to park his car?

:rolleyes:


Ay caramba.

Would you like to do a Mexican Hat dance for us?

An Oscar Mayer weiner.

What does beale truly want to be?

Peppermint please.