What runs faster than the Gingerbread Man?

An afternoon of jazz and spiritual reflection.

What was the Gingerbread man running from?


hootin' and hollerin'

What was the conga line arrested for at the funeral home?

Under the down comforter, with a good book.

Where did Col Mustard do it?

A fly in an ice cube

Which gag item best symbolises the state of your sex life?


Phosphorescent dumplings.

What do you get when you boil perogies (sp) in highlighter fluid?

Hola! Mi llamo es Dora!

What does Hyakujo's Fox shout when he's going Japanese?


I really think so!

Is Japanese very similar to Spanish?


But it's the only way I can get the wrinkles out of these pants.

Can I please get this thing off my lap?

Taking a shower.

What are you DOING in there?


it's a budgie

what's that small sized bird you've roasted for us tonight inf?


until i bit my tongue.

How long was I known as a cunning linguist?


it's traditional

What's the best ale Big Rock breweries makes?

The best laid plans.

What's often pregnant with meaning?


pay no attention to the man behind the curtain

What the -- is that a hand, holding a video camera -- in my bedroom?????

In the darkest of hours.