what's the opposite of under here?



i was checking inside smelly's lunchbox.

What were you doing when the principal caught you?


two cats, a parakeet, and a gecko

what did you expect to find in smellyrayzin's lunchbox?


two mouldy velveeta sandwiches.

what did you actually find in smellyrayzin's lunchbox?


please don't handle the fruit.

What does it say inside Smelley's lunchbox?


turkey in the straw

What do clever violin teachers never assign their pupils?

Tied back with a red ribbon.

How does JesusTitties wear his manhood?


if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

how much is an annual membership of hot asian chix?


dribble and shoot

What does that red ribbon which ties back his manhood make Jesustitties do about three times a day?

put a lid on it.

It puts a "lid" on it.


joyrope

What was the original term for dental floss?


37 green peas.

What does James Spader allow Maggie Gyllenhaal to eat on a good day?

A funnel and a pint of olive oil.

What makes your dog run whining away when he sees them in your hands after he's swallowed your wedding ring?

six bits

What was all that was left after madasacutsnake was finished with Marcus Bales?


terrible.

How does one feel when one's nursing home resident is returned in a police car?

A big stick and a pair of rubber gloves.