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craig johnston 05-08-2005 01:03 PM

what's the opposite of under here?

i was checking inside smelly's lunchbox.

Marcus Bales 05-08-2005 01:24 PM

What were you doing when the principal caught you?

two cats, a parakeet, and a gecko

craig johnston 05-08-2005 01:26 PM

what did you expect to find in smellyrayzin's lunchbox?

two mouldy velveeta sandwiches.

Hyakujo's Fox 05-08-2005 01:56 PM

what did you actually find in smellyrayzin's lunchbox?

please don't handle the fruit.

Marcus Bales 05-08-2005 02:13 PM

What does it say inside Smelley's lunchbox?

turkey in the straw

trisherina 05-08-2005 03:10 PM

What do clever violin teachers never assign their pupils?

Tied back with a red ribbon.

NimbleMarmoset 05-08-2005 04:40 PM

How does JesusTitties wear his manhood?

if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

craig johnston 05-08-2005 04:50 PM

how much is an annual membership of hot asian chix?

dribble and shoot

Marcus Bales 05-08-2005 05:01 PM

What does that red ribbon which ties back his manhood make Jesustitties do about three times a day?

put a lid on it.

NimbleMarmoset 05-08-2005 06:18 PM

It puts a "lid" on it.


Hyakujo's Fox 05-08-2005 11:12 PM

What was the original term for dental floss?

37 green peas.

madasacutsnake 05-09-2005 12:14 AM

What does James Spader allow Maggie Gyllenhaal to eat on a good day?

A funnel and a pint of olive oil.

Marcus Bales 05-09-2005 01:20 AM

What makes your dog run whining away when he sees them in your hands after he's swallowed your wedding ring?

six bits

Hyakujo's Fox 05-09-2005 01:46 AM

What was all that was left after madasacutsnake was finished with Marcus Bales?


madasacutsnake 05-09-2005 02:22 AM

How does one feel when one's nursing home resident is returned in a police car?

A big stick and a pair of rubber gloves.

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