1. Reversible hat
2. a boat for little kittens
3. Much water, dead cat

1. The thing about boats

1. The thing about boats
2. that really pisses me off

1. The thing about boats
2. that really pisses me off
3. They don't allow goats

Au contraire mon coeur

Au contraire mon coeur
je suis une vieille chèvre

Au contraire mon coeur.
Je suis une vieille chèvre,
mais une amie vrai.

1. Clickety-click, the

1. Clickety-click, the
2. high heels on an angry chick

1. Clickety-click, the
2. high heels on an angry chick
3. Lets run away quick

(I thought these didn't have to rhyme?!)

1. they don't, dear chuckie

1. they don't, dear chuckie
2. It's just a coincidence

1. they don't, dear chuckie
2. It's just a coincidence
3. we just get lucky

1. Sound of tongues clucking

1. Sound of tongues clucking
2. Her skirt was a bit too short