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craig johnston 09-04-2007 06:26 PM

Momo is Rubbish, Liverpool fan.
Posted Today @ 14:14

Shiz ma Dizz, dis is well baaaaad breds, We neva do well wen we play Southampton and I dont fink gettin a result next week is gonna be easy. Word on da street is dat Stevie G is gonna ave 2 ave his toe amputated as it aint healing up good. Will he eva be da same playa wiv da gimp foot ?

the fact that we're playing portsmouth is the icing on the cake.

:)

trisherina 09-04-2007 11:50 PM

This, of course.

brightpearl 09-05-2007 07:11 AM

This sign, at the local taco house:

"Tenemos Parking"

Tunesmith 09-05-2007 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina (Post 360995)
This, of course.

I thought you might like that, trish. :D

auntie aubrey 09-05-2007 03:17 PM

married to the sea



it wasn't funny at first. but now i will never stop laughing.

l'azizza 09-06-2007 03:06 AM

Warning: this refers to a cat. An email from my former boss:

"Here is a good laugh at the crazy people. This week-end a lady
called irate and full of venom. Apparently she wants to take us to
court for naming a cat Gimpie, it has a bum paw from a car accident that we did not amputate. It's against the cat's civil liberties and she is going
straight to the ADA to get us busted. The poor cat has been demeaned and belittled and she is his advocate. I have not changed the name. I wonder what her husbands name is, just a thought."

brightpearl 09-07-2007 10:23 PM

My son is a rabid marmo-skink.

Mik 09-07-2007 10:33 PM

^^ :D not a lot of screen time, but a proper credit!

and my son is the mosquito bandito!

brightpearl 09-07-2007 10:45 PM

It's awesome; he's watched it a bajillion times!!

btw I forgot you were going to use it, so it was really weird to hear my traffic report come out of Roni's mouth! I wrote it and sent it somewhere, and it got filmed on the other side of the world...I mean in outer space...

What a bizarre series of tubes.

Mik 09-07-2007 10:51 PM

It was so cool editing all that stuff together from everybody! It's like playing music with people from all around the world. And letting you guys write part of it makes it like playing jazz.

The unexpected element is pure bliss to me.

I hope more people will get involved! I could have used some of auntie's photoshopping in the news cast :D

Stephi_B 09-08-2007 02:38 PM

This email I got today:

Dear Mrs. B {they abolished the Miss here some years ago...},
am organising the 30-year Abi {highschool exam} meeting,
and I'd need informations concerning your mother Mrs. Barbara B,
born C. Her email address would be enough to come into contact
with her.
Your email address I received from Mrs Barbara B {who is my ex-stepmother btw},
whom I called but who turned out to be the wrong Mrs Barbara B.
... {politeness formulas etc. pp.} ...

Now we got a very, very seldom family name (only like two dozen people have it Germany-wide).
So dear Dad, please, please don't marry any Barbaras again,
or the invitation to my mom's 40th or 50th Abi meeting may travel so
many stations that she cannot attend it anymore. Yeah, well actually she
hates these meetings, so go on with that, plus you never come in the
embarrassing situation to call a lady by the wrong name...
;) :D

trisherina 09-09-2007 01:40 AM

The rat man's collection of school "reflection" yearbooks, which featured such gems as a young man wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with "PROUD TO BE A NIP," and one particularly astonishing page showing the photographs of the congenitally disadvantaged class under the flowery-fonted heading of "Kissing Cousins."

T.I.P. 09-10-2007 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by auntie aubrey (Post 361638)

hahahahahahhahahah :p

Odbe 09-10-2007 08:05 AM

^ Agreed. What the hell is that thing, anyway? :confused:

T.I.P. 09-10-2007 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Odbe (Post 361666)
^ Agreed. What the hell is that thing, anyway? :confused:

i'm not sure but i think it is the Universal Visual Antonym, i.e. the visual antonym of any image you could possibly imagine


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