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Tunesmith 10-04-2007 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 363906)

I can confirm - it actually is flavorless. :D

Other great ones that are sold nearby are:



and


brightpearl 10-04-2007 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by T.I.P. (Post 363964)
African or European ?

:D

l'azizza 10-08-2007 03:15 AM

Latest toy recall.


http://s180.photobucket.com/albums/x...neseRecall.jpg

trisherina 10-08-2007 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by T.I.P. (Post 364271)
Thank you for stating the obvious !

You are a master of tautology.

Now please leave.

There's a young man running for council here whose roadside signs read "Priorities First" and "I Will Represent You."

brightpearl 10-08-2007 12:15 PM

^That is priceless.

A couple of years ago I heard an interview with a young self-described anarchist who was protesting at some summit or other, and he was complaining, without the barest hint of irony, that "the disorganized anarchists are giving all the really organized anarchists a bad name."

lillagirl 10-08-2007 10:59 PM

best diagnosis ever
 
ok, so listen carefully. i'm an ER nurse, and a sweet nursing home patient was brought in today for various reasons not important to this story, and i remembered her from a previous visit because she was missing a good part of her upper lip. i recalled that she'd lost it to necrotizing fasciitis--remember the big whoop-de-do about flesh-eating bacteria a few years ago? well, the real name for that is necrotizing fasciitis.

so under her diagnoses on the printed nursing home form were her various problems-- hypertension, emphysema, diabetes, and.....fascism.

the best part of all is that the first three nurses i work with in this backwater didn't get the joke. will someone get me OUT of st. louis!

Tunesmith 10-09-2007 12:32 AM

^ Hehehe... :D

That's beautiful - I wonder how one treats fascism in the ER...

Welcome to the board, lillagirl! :)

auntie aubrey 10-09-2007 06:10 PM

wheeee!

brightpearl 10-11-2007 11:43 AM

I passed by someone earlier that looked so much like I did in 1986 or so that I am still giggling about it.

Fashion is such a strange, strange thing.

AllegroNg 10-11-2007 04:00 PM

Ba-dump:

IRISH ALZHEIMER'S

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his adult life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?

Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like my hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."

The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's hat.
What changed your mind?"

Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all."

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?"

Murphy slowly shook his head and said, "Nay, Father, after ya talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" I remembered where I left me hat."

craig johnston 10-11-2007 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 364581)
I passed by someone earlier that looked so much like I did in 1986 or so that I am still giggling about it.

Fashion is such a strange, strange thing.

*pic request*

brightpearl 10-11-2007 05:44 PM

^As if.

There aren't many of me from then, anyway. Perhaps my parents were horrified. :D

In short, this girl had short, kinda punked out hair, lots of eyeliner, torn shirt with a tank top underneath, skinny black jeans, and Chuck Taylors held together with duct tape. It was like being confronted with my teenaged doppleganger. Wheeee...!

brightpearl 10-11-2007 07:45 PM

from the AP article: Size Matters

"The standard for testing condom strength is to fill it with air, a technique pioneered by the Swedes in the 1950s. Condoms of the standard length and width must hold at least 4.76 gallons of air far more than they would ever be expected to contain under normal use."

I don't know why I think that's so funny. It just is.
:D :D :D

auntie aubrey 10-11-2007 08:30 PM

^ that reminds me of something that gave me a laugh back in college.

i used to work at a condom store near the michigan state university campus (condoms 101). one december day a man of smallish stature entered the store and gestured for me to have a quiet conversation over in the corner. with as much confidence as he could muster, he told me the following:

"i'm looking for a.... well... stocking stuffer. for someone who doesn't have much.... to stuff in his stocking."

it was the single greatest customer request i ever received. and yes, i made a recommendation that worked out smashingly for him. because when you work in a condom store, sometimes people come back to thank you.

Anna 10-11-2007 09:31 PM



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