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Marcus Bales 07-11-2005 04:45 PM

Is that all there is, then?

funkytuba 07-11-2005 11:04 PM

kazachoc -- a special peer-to-peer service wherein PMS-ey women share recipes involving chocolate

Brynn 07-11-2005 11:43 PM

kazachoc - an elite type of kamakaze enthusiast devoted to a little-known "Death By Chocolate" cult in Japan.

madasacutsnake 07-12-2005 04:24 AM

kazachoc n. a temporary or ad hoc chock for a kazoo, usually employed when the listener is about to claw paint from the walls and at the point where the player feels lucky that only his kazoo is being chocked.

12"razormix 07-12-2005 07:29 AM

kazachoc n.
it is a mongolian custom to say "kazachoc!" when somebody sneezes, meant to wish good health.

dinzdale 07-12-2005 12:34 PM

kazachoc n.
The official distance between the floor and the bottom of the toilet cubicle door. It is precicely low enough to ensure no accidental dispaly of genitalia, but high enough for people to spot one's shoes and skid-marked undies about one's ankles.
Certain people who practice looking under the kazachoc are known as sickos or JT.

daverbee 07-13-2005 01:20 AM

kazachoc

Most often thought of as a single word, kazachoc is, in fact, the only example we have of a complete sentence in the language most often spoken in prehistoric times, Neandlish.
It is, in fact, two words. Kaza choc!
It was uttered by one Kaka upon seeing his friend Kaza get a Wooly Mammoth bone stuck in his throat during a meal. Kaka exclaimed, "Kaza choc!" and instinctively gave him what is now called the Heimlich Maneuver, thus saving Kaza's life.
Kaza was able to preserve Kaka's utterance by drawing it on the wall of their cave in Southern France, later to be translated by French archeologists.
It should also be noted that the Heimlich Maneuver should rightfully be called the Kaka Maneuver.

Marcus Bales 07-13-2005 01:44 AM

A kazachoc is really that dance that you see Slavs, but especially Russians, do from a squat, kicking out first one leg then another in an amazing display of balanced athleticism.

In the absence of a sex joke, 12 Razormix wins the Ew Award for kazachoc n. it is a mongolian custom to say "kazachoc!" when somebody sneezes, meant to wish good health.

The Dreaded Huh? Award goes to Madasacutsnake for kazachoc n. a temporary or ad hoc chock for a kazoo, usually employed when the listener is about to claw paint from the walls and at the point where the player feels lucky that only his kazoo is being chocked.

It was a tie between Brynn for kazachoc - an elite type of kamakaze enthusiast devoted to a little-known "Death By Chocolate" cult in Japan and
Funkytuba for kazachoc -- a special peer-to-peer service wherein PMS-ey women share recipes involving chocolate, for the Most Obvious Award. -- they split the combined first and second prizes, which were: First Prize, 10 pounds of genuine Slavic chocolate (made from diesel oil, burnt coffee grounds, sugar, and molasses) and, of course, Second Prize, 20 pounds.

Trying to exploit my well-known fondness (not to excess, of course) for truffles, Xfox, in kazachoc n. a secret hiding place for french truffles, usually guarded by a protective hedge, went over that subtle line between creativity and sucking up that wins the Pandering to the Judge Award.

This round's Coveted Second Place Award goes to Dinzdale, in spite of its Ew Factor; it was saved from the ignominy of the Ew Award (won by 12" Razormix, above, for those who are just not keeping up) by its sheer viciousness. So give it up for Dinzdale's kazachoc n. The official distance between the floor and the bottom of the toilet cubicle door. It is precisely low enough to ensure no accidental dispaly of genitalia, but high enough for people to spot one's shoes and skid-marked undies about one's ankles. Certain people who practice looking under the kazachoc are known as sickos or JT.

daverbee is this round's Winner, though, right under the wire, beating out Dinzdale by an edit keystroke at the last minute, because I just liked it, for kazachoc - Most often thought of as a single word, kazachoc is, in fact, the only example we have of a complete sentence in the language most often spoken in prehistoric times, Neandlish. It is, in fact, two words. Kaza choc! It was uttered by one Kaka upon seeing his friend Kaza get a Wooly Mammoth bone stuck in his throat during a meal. Kaka exclaimed, "Kaza choc!" and instinctively gave him what is now called the Heimlich Maneuver, thus saving Kaza's life. Kaza was able to preserve Kaka's utterance by drawing it on the wall of their cave in Southern France, later to be translated by French archeologists. It should also be noted that the Heimlich Maneuver should rightfully be called the Kaka Maneuver.

Take it away, Daverbee!

daverbee 07-13-2005 02:01 AM

Thank you, thank you!
New word coming tomorrow night, giving me all day tomorrow to find a good specimen!

Marcus Bales 07-13-2005 02:09 AM

If I'd known you were going to take all night and all day to find a word, I'd have left the awards the way they were!

Brynn 07-13-2005 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marcus Bales
It was a tie between Brynn for kazachoc - an elite type of kamakaze enthusiast devoted to a little-known "Death By Chocolate" cult in Japan and
Funkytuba for kazachoc -- a special peer-to-peer service wherein PMS-ey women share recipes involving chocolate, for the Most Obvious Award. -- they split the combined first and second prizes, which were: First Prize, 10 pounds of genuine Slavic chocolate (made from diesel oil, burnt coffee grounds, sugar, and molasses) and, of course, Second Prize, 20 pounds.

That's okay, Funky, you can have my share. Really. My kazoo is
chock-full (adj.: full to the limit; crammed).
;)

daverbee 07-14-2005 12:40 AM

Without further kazoo ado, try this:

LYGERASTIA

Brynn 07-14-2005 05:32 PM

Would that be pronounced "lied yer a** t'ya?"

xfox 07-14-2005 11:49 PM

lygerastia Alternate title for Lawrence Ferlinghetti's poem #8

madasacutsnake 07-15-2005 11:35 PM

lygerastia - the process by which a liger is created, ie one night, the lions and tigers all got as stoned as rastas and threw their keys in


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